I am on the wall (looking handsome and regal as always...)
What do I see?
A FURRY DISGUSTING FLEA RIDDEN MONSTER STARING AT ME!!!
NO - CHARLIE - I WILL NEVER EVER BEFRIEND YOU! EVER! SO STOP ASKING!
Yours, sitting on the wall watching His royal universe collapse around Him.
Thursday, 23 April 2009
Monday, 13 April 2009
I am having a very Happy Easter - for once in my pitiful existence, something wonderful has happened.
I don't mean the catnip and yoghurt Easter Egg supplied by the human slave, although this was a palatable treat:
I mean the humiliation of Charlie - dressed as a dinner lady! Ha!!!!
Humiliation is a dish best served cold by a dinner lady LMAO!!!
Yours, wishing everyone a regal Easter
Friday, 10 April 2009
Is today Good Friday? I really hadn't noticed....
I am dreadfully depressed, you know. Look at how miserable (and beautiful) I am:
THIS IS WHY: -
The human slave thought it would be a good idea to bring this little runt into MY HOUSE! I am pleased to report that I acted in a dignified feline manner - I glared at little Charlie the wonder dog for a full ten minutes before haughtily retreating up to my bed, from which I have not moved for a full day.
I'm not one to moan but really, this situation is beyond all degradation I have previously suffered.
Luckily Charlie has gone, for now..but I've heard rumours that the human slave grandmother has adopted the cretin.
Yours, living in dread and fear
HRH Yao-Lin xxx