Frootbat Christmas Fashion on Friday

Firstly, allow me to bestow very Moody Christmas wishes on each and every one of my fellow cat blogging friends. Here's a cringeworthy sight if ever I saw one:

It's Baby Mao as Mrs Santa Claws:



Look at the ridiculous expression on his face! He purred and purred as the human snapped away with her stupid camera:



Doesn't he realise that the best models always look..well...mooooody, like so: -






Do you know, the human actually bought me an Elf outfit to wear??? An ELF outfit!! Can you imagine!!! Needless to say, I bunny kicked her into oblivion when she tried to entice me into wearing it.

It's bad enough being forced to wear these stupid Christmas hats.

I'm not a Grinch, I'm just not a complete idiot like Baby Mao. It's so embarrassing having such a stupid sibling.

Yours, really really REALLY moody


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday

Honestly, Baby Mao...





Is this REALLY comfortable for you?



Yours, thoroughly not enjoying being used as a pillow


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday - Secret Paw

Look! Presents - ALL FOR ME!



Baby Mao, you can look but DON'T TOUCH!









Thank you to my secret paw! Although my expression belies little emotion, I am really very pleased with my gifts. Food is always well received in my hovel, so thank you once again.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Moan on Monday

Human. Not only did you desert me for the ENTIRE weekend, you also came home stinking of THIS:






AND THIS:



And you seem to think that THIS makes it all better:




Well you can think again, fatso. THIS siamese prince is NOT so easily bought.

Yours, disgusted


HRH Yao-Lin


p.s What exactly is that small furry thing? It's hardly a real dog, more like a teddy bear. Hmph.

Tantrum on Tuesday

HUMAN! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! I MEAN IT! THESE LASER EYES MEAN BUSINESS, FATSO!

And don't even THINK about getting moody because I ate mashed swede from your plate when your back was turned. You hardly need the calories whereas I am positively FAMISHED!.

*hmph*


HRH Yao-Lin xx