Friday, 27 March 2009
Friday, 20 March 2009
Monday, 9 March 2009
Greetings, adoring fans...
On the human slave's cat calendar today: 'Cats have incredible vision, but they never see your flaws'.
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. I see ALL my human's flaws and MORE! Honestly, who wrote these ridiculous anecdotes?
Here's another: ' When it meows, one scarcely hears it...It has not the need of words to speak the lengthiest phraseologies'.
Er, WRONG AGAIN!!!! I spend all day every day HOWLING and YOWLING and the stupid fat human STILL gets my dinner order wrong and neglects to switch on the electric blanket. If I remained silent I'd never get fed!
Yours, thinking the desk calendar should go in the bin,
Tuesday, 3 March 2009
Today is my birthday. I am three regal years old.
You probably can't tell, but this is me smiling with sheer joy:
Ok, that is a blatant lie. I am merely licking my lips from the sirloin steak dutifully served by the human slave.
She even cooked the steak correctly for once. I almost passed out from the shock!
Sadly, I still had to put up with Baby Mao today. Maybe next year the human will lock him out for the day. Here's hoping!
Yours, thoroughly full up
HRH Yao-Lin xx