Monday, 9 March 2009

Meezer Monday

Greetings, adoring fans...




On the human slave's cat calendar today: 'Cats have incredible vision, but they never see your flaws'.

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. I see ALL my human's flaws and MORE! Honestly, who wrote these ridiculous anecdotes?

Here's another: ' When it meows, one scarcely hears it...It has not the need of words to speak the lengthiest phraseologies'.

Er, WRONG AGAIN!!!! I spend all day every day HOWLING and YOWLING and the stupid fat human STILL gets my dinner order wrong and neglects to switch on the electric blanket. If I remained silent I'd never get fed!

Yours, thinking the desk calendar should go in the bin,

HRH Yao-Lin

17 comments:

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Your suffering in never ending, Yao-Lin. How ever do you endure it?

The McFurry Kids said...

Yeah, that calendar needs to go in the trash.

EG

Daisy said...

That calendar was obviously written by a very dumb person.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

The calender writer obviously never met a cat...

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Oh my! Oh my!! The suffering you have to go through Yao-lin!! Will it ever come to an end??? Calendar Quotes are always weird!!
Your FL furiends,

Tuck said...

What kind of calendar is that? It should be destroyed immediately!

VampyVictor said...

hahah at the risk of momma getting angry with mez... HERE HERE! I so totally agree!@ :)
V-V

Isis said...

Oh yes I'd shred that desk calender if I were you Yao-lin! Then I think you should pack your bags and take yourself off to the main land and move in with Dandy and Delta, as you noted they are both rather well fed! ;)

Purrs,
Isis
x

PS: Mummy will be cooking lots of chicken and turkey here next week as the kittens will be starting on solid food, so you know where to come for some yummy treats! ;)

Tigmut'hep said...

Hey buddy I've found new drugs!!!!! :)

Ariel said...

Humans shouldn't make dumb calendars.

The Cat Realm said...

That calendar must have been mixed up with the dog calendar......
And that human of yours really needs to be send to a training camp!!!!!!
You can always send her here - we seem to be naturally good at training humans - aside of the fact that they don't help us blog a lot lately they tend to our every wish in real life!!!!

michico*Adan said...

That calendar is so strange,
where is that coming from?

Sunny's Mommy said...

Poop or yak on it, Yao Lin! Show the slave what you think of her calendar.

Ramses said...

I hope it's ok to use you as a prime example of feline suffering, so that the kittens can see how bad you have it and appreciate all the care and love they get even more?! It's Isis hope that they also learn how to pity cats like yourself who have useless, even if pretty and friendly slaves...

Purrs,
Ramses

Isis said...

Oh boy how you suffer...

Purrs,
Isis
x

Tigmut'hep said...

I see your suffering nearly as greatly as I am here Yao-lin... Thank goodness for the change in the weather I can escape from the kittens and Mummy cooing over them all the time - it's quite nauseating you know and not at all dignified either!

Purrs and sulks,
Tigmut'hep

Ramses said...

I understand your pain, I have to watch kittens being fed yummy chicken all the time! :(