Monday, 29 September 2008

Meezer Monday

Reason why I hate my brother # 998:


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday, 25 September 2008

Thankful Thursday

Yes, I am thankful on this Thursday.

I am thankful that I can get into complex yoga poses in order to thoroughly bathe myself:

And I am thankful that the human slave has friends who understand that I am starving and give her lamb bones for me to devour:

However, I am NOT thankful for my inept human slave. She is useless and I would have wasted away in this last week were it not for the charity of her friends.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-lin

Monday, 22 September 2008

I Accept the Dare

In honour of the Cat Realm's challenge, Mr Chen recently dared us all to come up with one creative, fun, useful way to save the environment and put a picture of yourself doing it on your blog.

Well, I am of the strongest opinion that the very best way to save the environment is by doing this:

The right amount of corkage will save all manner of environments, not least my very own.

Thank you to Mr Chen and The Cat Realm for the challenge! I urge you all to take action to stop these noxious emissions!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Saturday, 20 September 2008

Fanmail on Saturday

My adoring fan Suzanne sent me a fabulous package!

Unforuntately it was intercepted by stinky Mao:

I adore these 'Cat Butt' fridge magnets:

Then again, so does stinky Mao. *sigh*

Ah, well, I'll have this stunning North Carolina calendar! It is beautiful!

Thank you Suzanne! You really ARE an adoring fan!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Wordless Wednesday

Goodbye Pixie, we will always remember you.

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Monday, 15 September 2008

Meezer Monday

Get. This. Idiot. Off. Me. Now.

I am SOOOO fed up.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Friday, 12 September 2008

Fashion Friday

Darlings! It is Fashion Friday and another chance for me to model my latest apparel. This tank top was purchased for me by the human slave from her catalogue. We are both in accordance that the colour is dazzling on me:

However, I am not altogether happy with this:

More befitting a DOG, wouldn't you agree?

Stupid human slave, she can never get anything right!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Wordless Wednesday


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Friday, 5 September 2008

Fashion Friday

Greetings darlings!

You may recall a few weeks ago when I wore a pirate neckchief. Well, I have since acquired this fabulous eye patch which compliments the ensemble perfectly! Enjoy!

Oh, be still your darling feline hearts!

ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: it is important to show one's softer side lest your fans think one has a heart of stone:

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Monday, 1 September 2008

Meezer Monday

The runt Baby Mao is attention seeking again. He has grazed his jaw or something. Anyway, much more importantly, here are some photos of me looking distraught with worry:

Gosh, I am staggeringly beautiful, even when filled with anxiety over my idiot brother! I did NOT sniff out his injury and hiss at him, no matter what the human slave tells you.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin