Friday, 26 December 2008

Frootbat Christmas Fashion on Friday

Firstly, allow me to bestow very Moody Christmas wishes on each and every one of my fellow cat blogging friends. Here's a cringeworthy sight if ever I saw one:

It's Baby Mao as Mrs Santa Claws:

Look at the ridiculous expression on his face! He purred and purred as the human snapped away with her stupid camera:

Doesn't he realise that the best models always look..well...mooooody, like so: -

Do you know, the human actually bought me an Elf outfit to wear??? An ELF outfit!! Can you imagine!!! Needless to say, I bunny kicked her into oblivion when she tried to entice me into wearing it.

It's bad enough being forced to wear these stupid Christmas hats.

I'm not a Grinch, I'm just not a complete idiot like Baby Mao. It's so embarrassing having such a stupid sibling.

Yours, really really REALLY moody

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Monday, 22 December 2008

Meezer Monday

Honestly, Baby Mao...

Is this REALLY comfortable for you?

Yours, thoroughly not enjoying being used as a pillow

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Monday, 15 December 2008

Meezer Monday - Secret Paw

Look! Presents - ALL FOR ME!

Baby Mao, you can look but DON'T TOUCH!

Thank you to my secret paw! Although my expression belies little emotion, I am really very pleased with my gifts. Food is always well received in my hovel, so thank you once again.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Monday, 8 December 2008

Moan on Monday

Human. Not only did you desert me for the ENTIRE weekend, you also came home stinking of THIS:


And you seem to think that THIS makes it all better:

Well you can think again, fatso. THIS siamese prince is NOT so easily bought.

Yours, disgusted

HRH Yao-Lin

p.s What exactly is that small furry thing? It's hardly a real dog, more like a teddy bear. Hmph.

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Tantrum on Tuesday


And don't even THINK about getting moody because I ate mashed swede from your plate when your back was turned. You hardly need the calories whereas I am positively FAMISHED!.


HRH Yao-Lin xx