Tuesday Torment

I remain a tormented soul...





This time huddling beneath the human's dressing gown in a bid to stay warm.

Yes, I look cute, but that isn't the point. The point is I WANT THE HEATING ON AT ALL TIMES!

Yours, tortured and tormented


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

Human, it isn't because I love you that I snuggle under your top...






IT'S BECAUSE IT IS FRICKING FREEEEZING IN THIS HOVEL!!!

In the meantime, I'll gladly use you as a hot water bottle. Heaven knows you have enough insulation to keep us both warm, fatso!

Yours, warm and toasty for the moment


HRH Yao-Lin

Dinner Guest on Monday

Yes, Mr Toad...



Of COURSE you can join me for dinner!!! That's it....



..Just come a little closer..just a little....

HUMAN!!! STOP JUMPING AROUND! YOU ARE SCARING MY DINNER!!!

Sorry, I mean, you are scaring my dinner GUEST!

Yours, so close yet so far away


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Frootbat Friday

Yes, yes, I am majestic...



From this angle:



To this one:



Now leave me alone.

I need to rest.

Being this beautiful is EXHAUSTING. Not that you, oafish human, could possibly understand.

Yours, majestically aloof


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Monday - Neverending Story

Human, if you want new material for my blog....



You will firstly have to remove this from the premises:



But he doesn't look to me like he is going anywhere.*sigh*

Yours, in a neverending story of a life ruined by an annoying sibling

HRH Yao-Lin xx