Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Today, I am tattling on the human slave. If it weren't for her lack of compassion (and money), I would be full from steak and chicken. Sadly, I am fed only cat food and subsist on a diet of biscuits and wet food. Until, that is, I use my resources to scavenge the neighbour's bins:

Saturdays menu: half a tuna-mayo baguette.




And in case you were wondering, I shared with my little brother.





One must look after oneself when the the human slave is lacking in funds. And brains.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin x

24 comments:

The Crew said...

Oh my Bast, what is this world coming to when Yao-lin has to scrounge in the neighbors trash to find food! You know friend, you and Baby Mao are more than welcome to live here.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

OH Yao-lin......don't you know that onions are very poison to cats? I applaud you scavenging and sharing skills but at least lick around them OK?

Latte

Daisy said...

Well, I must admit that it looks quite delicious...

Mickey said...

Ummmmmmmmmmm,Yao.. given Baby Mao's recent illness,do you thing eating leftovers is wise! I mean,mayo goes bad.
But still,it IS tuna!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Parker said...

Dude! Step away from the onions!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ah that looks delicious, but I think it is horrible! Just horrible that you must subsist like this.

The Meezers said...

oh no, those aren't onions are they? they are very poisionous for us kitties. Please be careful!

the rest of the toona looked good though

Lux said...

Omigoodness, Yao-Lin! To think your life has come to this ... !

Ramses said...

Yao-lin, you must teach me how to scavenge like you or I too shall starve. My Mummy is having a big needle in her shoulder in a few hours and Dad (who is a far, far worse cook than your slave) is in charge of meals for the next few days! That's it I'll be reduced to skin and bone and wither from lack of Mummy's special belly rubs... This is why D'boy is on your Island you know, he wanted to put a few miles between himself and Dad's cooking! ;)

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin!
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll eat some worms!

Trixie ate the pepperoni salami off mom's slice of pizza tonight and hse fat and I'm not.

Felix, Garfield & Jawsy said...

It is our honour to meet U, Mr. Yao-Lin. :)
I've tagged ur good self for a meme, do drop by to have a look whenever it suits u.
Urs sincerely,
Garfield

Tamra Maew said...

DID YOU SAY MAYO!!!! That's my favorite food/smell/taste! I need a competent neighbor like that...

Purrrs, Tamra

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Be careful, Yao-lin - you don't want to get food poisoning!

The Furry Kids said...

Good scavenging!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Oh the woes when the beans become green paper deficient! We have been on "cat food" rations here too. Not the proper treatment for royalty. ~Queen Snickers

Sunny's Mommy said...

Stay away from the onions, they're bad for you, and that mayo is probably bad, too. I think you should start pulling food off your slave's plate when she's eating!

Castle said...

ah...Yao-Lin, Stormie would be VERY proud of you...not only have you found yourself a nice meal but you have also dragged it all over your Slave's carpet in order to teach her a lesson! No wonder Storm adored you so much...

we hope you are all well...we were concerned by your absence, we were worried that your neighbours had poisoned you with a Bargain Bucket or a Big Mac or some other such vileness.

xxx

goldenshade said...

I was unaware of the onions being bad for us kitties.

That looked very appetizing though. I would have tasted it, I know I would of.

Your human is unaware of the rules?

~Goldie

Black Cat said...

Good hunting Your Highness, but please tell me you two didn't actually eat that stuff! What's with your neighbours anyway, they seem to waste a lot of food. They must have money to burn or something! Stay well:) xxx

P.S. I love that James Blunt song you quoted for Stormie. It always brings a tear to my eye when I hear it but thinking of Storm as I read the words made me cry all over again. She was a very special cat.

Ramses said...

If D'boy has spent his money on steak he can bring some home for me too Yao-lin as I'm sure we're on short rations with Dad feeding us! ;) Well that and I just love a little steak to chew on and I've only had one lot this week... Maybe he could buy me a chicken too?! I think I'll have to look very pleased he's back on Friday evening to stand much of a chance though. ;)

Junior said...

I am forced to beg for extra food!!!!!!!!!! AND, I am called piggy!!!!

Orion

Mr. Echo said...

I had to help myself to sum proper chickhen the other night. Off her plate. She had droppt sum on the flore for me but whut duz she think I am? A DOG? I meen reely!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

you're only eating cat food! no steak! oh my Bast. what is happening in the world when a royal is scavaging the neighbor's trash. it must be dire straights for you to share with Baby Mao.

my beans do not soil tuna with onions but be careful if those beans do. it looks so so good.

I tagged you for a Meme Yao-lin!

meemsnyc said...

OOOh Tuna fish sandwich, oh yummy.