Halloween Contest

Darlings! Here is my entry into Skeezix's Third Annual Catster and Cat Bloggers Halloween Costume Contest!

It should be noted that the human endeavoured to have me wear a pumpkin outfit. I refused, point blank.

So this year I am a witch. Some might say this is unoriginal. I say this: you try and get a headstrong royal siamese into a pumpkin outfit!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

Human...do you hear that sound?



Yes, that's right - it's your alarm clock. The clocks have changed, you get an extra hour in bed and STILL you manage to be late for work.

You really are a pathetic excuse for a slave.

Now leave me alone so that I can go back to sleep. MY clock hasn't altered at all.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Frootbat Friday

Greetings, subjects!


Here I am, sitting on the wall, pondering all things dreadful in my life.



Needless to say, I sat there for a long time:



And then the stench hit me:



Have a wonderful weekend, my faithful friends.

Yours, miserable as always


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday - Simply Siamese Fall Contest

Greetings, subjects!

Here is my entry into the Simply Siamese Fall Contest. I do hope you appreciate how very cold it is on the Isle of Wight at the moment. *sniff*

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Moody Meezer Monday

Human, might I suggest that you get your fat bum off facebook and cook me some dinner....



Or a roasted Baby Mao can easily be arranged...



Mwa ha ha ha


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: Always keep the human slave guessing when depositing random findings in the house.

Is this a pork rind? A piece of ham hock? Or part of some unsuspecting human? One will never know...






Is this a tail from an animal? A worm of some sort? You decide!!




Yes, it is always a good idea to keep the human's on their toes with puzzles such as these. And it is usually a treat for ones ears when the human gags in disgust.

Mwa ha ha!

HRH Yao-Lin

For more meezer rules, visit: Simply Siamese!