Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Halloween Contest

Darlings! Here is my entry into Skeezix's Third Annual Catster and Cat Bloggers Halloween Costume Contest!

It should be noted that the human endeavoured to have me wear a pumpkin outfit. I refused, point blank.

So this year I am a witch. Some might say this is unoriginal. I say this: you try and get a headstrong royal siamese into a pumpkin outfit!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Monday, 27 October 2008

Meezer Monday you hear that sound?

Yes, that's right - it's your alarm clock. The clocks have changed, you get an extra hour in bed and STILL you manage to be late for work.

You really are a pathetic excuse for a slave.

Now leave me alone so that I can go back to sleep. MY clock hasn't altered at all.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Friday, 24 October 2008

Frootbat Friday

Greetings, subjects!

Here I am, sitting on the wall, pondering all things dreadful in my life.

Needless to say, I sat there for a long time:

And then the stench hit me:

Have a wonderful weekend, my faithful friends.

Yours, miserable as always

HRH Yao-Lin

Monday, 13 October 2008

Meezer Monday - Simply Siamese Fall Contest

Greetings, subjects!

Here is my entry into the Simply Siamese Fall Contest. I do hope you appreciate how very cold it is on the Isle of Wight at the moment. *sniff*

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Monday, 6 October 2008

Moody Meezer Monday

Human, might I suggest that you get your fat bum off facebook and cook me some dinner....

Or a roasted Baby Mao can easily be arranged...

Mwa ha ha ha

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: Always keep the human slave guessing when depositing random findings in the house.

Is this a pork rind? A piece of ham hock? Or part of some unsuspecting human? One will never know...

Is this a tail from an animal? A worm of some sort? You decide!!

Yes, it is always a good idea to keep the human's on their toes with puzzles such as these. And it is usually a treat for ones ears when the human gags in disgust.

Mwa ha ha!

HRH Yao-Lin

For more meezer rules, visit: Simply Siamese!