Friday, 10 April 2009

Depressed Frootbat on Friday

Is today Good Friday? I really hadn't noticed....

I am dreadfully depressed, you know. Look at how miserable (and beautiful) I am:






THIS IS WHY: -



The human slave thought it would be a good idea to bring this little runt into MY HOUSE! I am pleased to report that I acted in a dignified feline manner - I glared at little Charlie the wonder dog for a full ten minutes before haughtily retreating up to my bed, from which I have not moved for a full day.

I'm not one to moan but really, this situation is beyond all degradation I have previously suffered.

Luckily Charlie has gone, for now..but I've heard rumours that the human slave grandmother has adopted the cretin.

Yours, living in dread and fear


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

14 comments:

Parker said...

They're everywhere. I did not realize you had those things in GB!
Sigh...

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Yao-Lin, although Charlie is quite kyoot akshully, we are grateful for your sake that he was only a one-day visitor and not taking up residence to further degrade you and prolong your long-suffering.

Ramses said...

Oh my this is dreadful news Yao-lin... We too have a Nana who has a DOG, although I must admit that Misty isn't as bad as most DOG's in that she thinks she's a cat and that cats are all her babies! Yer, I never said she was smart did I?! ;)

Two Sisters said...

You are lovely in your misery Yao-lin. I cannot believe they had the gall to bring a dog into your house! Hopefully it was just.

Two Sisters said...

visiting.

Kaz's Cats said...

You're looking stunning as always Yao-lin - good thing your visitor was only there for a day,

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, yer highness, we commiserate wif you, but hope you will recover quickly an' completely. this repulsive experience obviously nas not dimmed yer beauty!!

Daisy said...

Oh Yao-Lin, what MORE could you possibly have to put up with?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Consider Charlie another lesser subject you can torture Yao-lin. Peer at him mercilessly from on high and if he gets to close, leap at him with your claws bared. I find this is an amusing passtime...

The Island Cats said...

Oh no! We hope that woofie is an infrequent visitor!

pee ess. yes, you look beautifully depressed....

Max said...

I was afraid when the Younger Human got one of those things (but his looks different) that I'd have to pout up with it a lot, but he doesn't bring the little furball over. Which is good, because eventually there would be bloodshed, and chances are I'm the one who would get yelled at...

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Oh.....poor Yao-lin!! The suffering you go through with your human! But we have to tell you that you and Charlie have the same look on your faces!! Cute!
Your FL furiends,
and our woofie brother Maverick

The Meezers said...

crappity crap crap crap

The Meezers said...

Happy Easter from all of us!!