Friday, 22 May 2009

Frootbat Friday

Another exhausting and emotionally draining week...

Here I am, in a grump.



Yes, I have plenty to be grumpy about, as well you know. Firstly, there's the Charlie issue that just won't go away, no matter how much I curse the fluffy runt.

Next, there is Baby Mao who wafts in and out of my life on a daily basis.

Lastly, the human slave. Forever useless and sent to test my patience. Today I was offered rare rump steak for my dinner. RARE RUMP STEAK?? I ask you in all honesty, WHERE IS THE MEDIUM-RARE SIRLOIN? Where is the love?

There is no love in this hovel, other than the love I have for myself. I know that should suffice but it just doesn't. I want to be loved and adored around the clock by everyone. Is that too much to ask? Is it?

One day my suffering will end. Surely. One day?

Yours, suffering in silence

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

15 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

This just gets worse and worse. I don't know Yao-lin, perhaps it is best not to get your hopes up that this will end. Maybe you should plan a take over instead.

Latte

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, your suffering knows no bounds. I do not know how you take it. You must have lots of intestinal fortitude.

meemsnyc said...

HRH, we think RARE RUMP STEAK sounds pretty yummy. Did you eat it?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yao-lin I am terribly sorry. How could they serve you a rare rump steak? And to have to put up with the neglect you put up with. It brings tears to my eyes.

A Few Good Cats said...

How long, o lord, how long?

Furkidsmom said...

Our woofies are drooling over the rare rump steak!!! We're sorry you have to suffer like that.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Sunny's Mommy said...

No, that's not too much to ask.

You could have tossed that rump steak and the dog outside. Maybe he'd get lost.

michico*Adan said...

Hello back!! Yao-Lin!

Ruis said...

I can't believe how much torment you have to endure every day, Yao-Lin.

Tears come into my eyes...

Monty Q. Kat said...

Dearest Yao-lin, I gave you an award, perhaps it can lift your spirits a bit?

Ramses said...

Nope, not too much to ask for after all it's what I get here from My Mummy! As for rare rump steak, my choice would have to be rare to medium-rare fillet steak if I couldn't have my chicken... ;)

Black Cat said...

This is just shocking Your Highness! Not only do you not get the steak you want, but it looks like the d-o-g has become a permanent fixture. Sheesh! :) xxx

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Oh my, you are handsome! We just found your blog and signed up to follow, and we look forward to getting to know you!

Karl and Ruis said...

Hey Yao-Lin, come to Bora Bora - we're celebrating (just the 2 of us) our first anniversary!

Maybe we can make a smile on your face today!! :-)

Headbutts,
~ Karl & Ruis

Setra said...

Oh I like steak too, when I get it Mummy makes sure it's nicely done sirloin - it's very tasty and oh so good to chew! :)

Purrs,
Setra
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