Friday, 22 May 2009

Frootbat Friday

Another exhausting and emotionally draining week...

Here I am, in a grump.

Yes, I have plenty to be grumpy about, as well you know. Firstly, there's the Charlie issue that just won't go away, no matter how much I curse the fluffy runt.

Next, there is Baby Mao who wafts in and out of my life on a daily basis.

Lastly, the human slave. Forever useless and sent to test my patience. Today I was offered rare rump steak for my dinner. RARE RUMP STEAK?? I ask you in all honesty, WHERE IS THE MEDIUM-RARE SIRLOIN? Where is the love?

There is no love in this hovel, other than the love I have for myself. I know that should suffice but it just doesn't. I want to be loved and adored around the clock by everyone. Is that too much to ask? Is it?

One day my suffering will end. Surely. One day?

Yours, suffering in silence

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Monday, 11 May 2009

Millie Bed on Monday

Excuse my profanity, but WTF is THAT doing in MY BED???????

This is the last straw!! Not only is the human ignoring me in favour of Charlie the naughtiest dog in the world, she is also allowing it to sleep in MY FRICKING BED!!!

Honestly, I can't cope with this.

Yours, too distraught for words

HRH Yao-Lin