Thursday, 11 March 2010

It's complicated




It's all very complicated, you see.

At first, the teenage human seemed to be a person that I could detest as much as I do my human slave. She was annoying, loud, and in MY HOUSE.

Then she started giving me treats, chin scritches and compliments.

" Your Highness", she cooed, " I adore Siamese cats! You are perfection beyond belief!! Please let me sit by your paws and brush you for hours on end!".

She even brought over steak.

This piqued my interest. I began to wonder, 'are all humans completely useless like my slave or are some slightly more intelligent as this specimen seems to be?'.

She adores me. I really don't blame her.

I'll carry on enjoying the steak-gifts and compliments and will allow her to believe we have some kind of a future. In reality, I just feel pity for her. She will never be good enough for one of my royal background. Poor deluded girl.

Yours, in a complicated relationship. With the mirror.


HRH Yao-Lin xxxx

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Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ah yes, Yao-lin, how lucky you are to have at least one worshiper, even she is not fit to wipe your toes. I alas, suffer alone without anyone to worship me and a male who thinks that I should actually worship HIM.

Furkidsmom said...

We say you should keep the illusion going as long as you can. How bad could treats, chin scritches and compliments be???

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Daisy said...

At last, you have found a devoted servant! Yao-Lin, I been missing you!

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Well if it gvies the poor girl something to live for...really what harm can it do?

The Meezers and Billy said...

sometimes it's good to be nice to the humans - especially if it gets you steak

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I know exactly what you mean. Auntie E thinks she and I have a special relationship but she just actually properly worships me when she comes to visit.

Latte

Monty Q. Kat said...

Highest Prince of All Meezers, Bringer of the Dawn and Defender of Your Ways! I bring forth a lowly award for you in hopes of keeping your grace and favor.

Ramses said...

At last you've met a human with a little more intelligence than your slave! We told you they existed, even if some are not suitable enough to be your actual subjects... I guess I really did luck out with My Mummy! :)

Purrs,
Ramses

The Cat Realm said...

yao-lin - we are delighted to hear you haven't changed in the least...!
your adoring fans from the cat realm
(yeah - thanks to an impossible maid we haven't been around. and won't be a lot either...)

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Kimo and Sabi said...

Happy New Year 2011!

Sue M. said...

Yao-lin...you are obviously PURRR-fect! Funny! Thanks!

Karen Jo said...

Happy Birthday, Yao-lin! I hope that you have a great day and that everything is fine at your house.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, even though you haven't blogged in a year, we hope you will get your birthday messages.

Happy Birthday, Yao-lin.

Furkidsmom said...

Happy Birthday Yao-lin!

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Kitty said...

Happy Birthday Yao-Lin, we hope to meet you soon!

Nishiko and Xanthe xxx

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Happy Purthday!

The Lee County Clowder said...
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The Lee County Clowder said...

HRH Yao-Lin, we hope you are still surviving in spite of the perennial lack of well trained servants.

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Intelligent design:::Everything the gods do has purpose. There was purpose in the Italian boot, the Scandanavian penis, the sheep of Europe and the SFBA Beast. Chinese/Asian slanted eyes is yet another. Designed to make them/some look evil, they are a warning to other races. What is occurring with enviornmental degredation is living proof and may be the reason why they have this appearance.
Never forget the shameful experience we each had in 2008 when the Chinese desperately tried to clean up the envionment in Beijing.

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Muslim misery? The gods claim they are trying to "help you". The gods control everything, choreograph all that we see, including Isreal's relationship with Palestine, an "obligation" for their money-grubbing acceptance of the Evil Empire's billions. They also control the Italians, victims of the Moorish invasion/rape of their women, positioned in charge of this false reality through Christianity.
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The gods claim they are trying to "help you", but they also stoked your pride with your regional superpower status of centuries ago, rendering their efforts today merely destructive, a very bad sign. This means the gods have major problems with your people.

I believe the gods relocated the Jews to another planet before the Holocaust began to give them additional time before Earth fell into the social decay Christianity and the United States is responsible for. I suspect this favor included some/many of the Native America peoples as well.
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As we all become more disfavored We lose our grace with the gods and with it protection from their theater, the positioning they put in place to end on Planet Earth.
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And they knew they were going to parlay hospitalization into cardiac cmplications, effectively doing the same.
People don't believe me when I say the gods are monsters, saying it is specific to my life. We're all being set up for ugly, and Republican debt spending will lead to bankrupcy and the use of all these semi-automatic guns people are hoarding at these gun shows.
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To every yin there is a yang:::Ascend into heaven as a child is good while "clone hosting" or Apocalypse leading to "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" is evil. Remember what I said::Only the TRUE believers in Jesus will have eternal life, placed on the next Planet Earth to re-experience thousands of years of the birth, life and death life cycle, suffering from overwork, 18 hour days, hunger and misery.

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