It's all very complicated, you see.
At first, the teenage human seemed to be a person that I could detest as much as I do my human slave. She was annoying, loud, and in MY HOUSE.
Then she started giving me treats, chin scritches and compliments.
" Your Highness", she cooed, " I adore Siamese cats! You are perfection beyond belief!! Please let me sit by your paws and brush you for hours on end!".
She even brought over steak.
This piqued my interest. I began to wonder, 'are all humans completely useless like my slave or are some slightly more intelligent as this specimen seems to be?'.
She adores me. I really don't blame her.
I'll carry on enjoying the steak-gifts and compliments and will allow her to believe we have some kind of a future. In reality, I just feel pity for her. She will never be good enough for one of my royal background. Poor deluded girl.
Yours, in a complicated relationship. With the mirror.
HRH Yao-Lin xxxx
Thursday, 11 March 2010
It's complicated
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27 adoring meows:
Greetings YRH Yao-Lin,
My furry son Kenzo and I bring you a modest gift, The Hello Award.
*bows*
We found your Royal musings on CB and this being our first visit, we've decided to hopefully make a friendly gesture by presenting you with the award. Please find it here,
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZyQhqeTCbQY/S5WKqy84WTI/AAAAAAAABa8/bfuvBVAuBEg/s1600-h/hi-my-name-is+noll.jpg)
Should you be spared a few moments from your royal duties, you are most welcomed to the Land of The Rising Sun, where my furry son and I live. Consider taking this shortcut if you please,
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We'll take our leave now, farewell!
Kenzo Valentine & Azreen :)
Ah yes, Yao-lin, how lucky you are to have at least one worshiper, even she is not fit to wipe your toes. I alas, suffer alone without anyone to worship me and a male who thinks that I should actually worship HIM.
We say you should keep the illusion going as long as you can. How bad could treats, chin scritches and compliments be???
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
At last, you have found a devoted servant! Yao-Lin, I been missing you!
Well if it gvies the poor girl something to live for...really what harm can it do?
sometimes it's good to be nice to the humans - especially if it gets you steak
I know exactly what you mean. Auntie E thinks she and I have a special relationship but she just actually properly worships me when she comes to visit.
Latte
Highest Prince of All Meezers, Bringer of the Dawn and Defender of Your Ways! I bring forth a lowly award for you in hopes of keeping your grace and favor.
At last you've met a human with a little more intelligence than your slave! We told you they existed, even if some are not suitable enough to be your actual subjects... I guess I really did luck out with My Mummy! :)
Purrs,
Ramses
yao-lin - we are delighted to hear you haven't changed in the least...!
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(yeah - thanks to an impossible maid we haven't been around. and won't be a lot either...)
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Happy New Year 2011!
Yao-lin...you are obviously PURRR-fect! Funny! Thanks!
Happy Birthday, Yao-lin! I hope that you have a great day and that everything is fine at your house.
Well, even though you haven't blogged in a year, we hope you will get your birthday messages.
Happy Birthday, Yao-lin.
Happy Birthday Yao-lin!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Happy Birthday Yao-Lin, we hope to meet you soon!
Nishiko and Xanthe xxx
Happy Purthday!
HRH Yao-Lin, we hope you are still surviving in spite of the perennial lack of well trained servants.
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