A Meme on Tuesday

My good friend hendrix recently tagged me for the Kilroy meme!

The rules:

Link to the one who tagged you.
List the rules on your blog. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
Tag some blogger friends with links. Leave a comment on their blog to let them know they've been tagged.

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1. I will not purr whilst Baby Mao is in my presence. I will not snuggle, cuddle, play or eat whilst he is nearby. This is a fact.

2. As you are aware, I am constantly climbing over the wall of the garden, rummaging through the neighbour's bins and bringing home delicacies. To date these include: KFC, Tuna Mayonnaise Baguette, half a loaf of crusty bread, Pizza, curried chicken, BBQ chicken & chips.

3. Apparently my human had two felines before I came along. They were maine coon ladies and were, from what I can gather, very prissy. Sometimes, I sense them in the room and will sit and stare at them for hours, just to freak out the human! There is a picture of one of them, Jezebel, below.

4. I am extremely vocal. I howl constantly. This is important as the human slave never understands her instructions the first time I tell her.

5. I have been in several cat fights before, most notably with my baby brother. I have walked into the neighbour's house and attacked her little tabby cat. I have made enemies with every single cat in this neighbourhood. They hate me - I detest them. I thrive on the tension!

6. About two weeks ago, the human walked out of the house and down the driveway. She looked behind her and saw six neighbourhood cats all running towards my house. The idiot human actually thought that they wanted to play with me! Ha!



Now, without further ado, I would like to tag:

Luxor
Cheysuli
Moki

Frootbat Friday

Here I am, being held against my will by the human's niece. She is NOT my cousin! My cousins reside in Windsor most of the year were educated at Eton.

This spectacle occurred because the human slave believed she could take beautiful photos of her niece holding me. Big mistake, human!I wriggled so much she could hardly take one! Ha!

Anyway, I trust you will all have a wonderful weekend - thank GOD I do not have any more visitors. Wait..that was a knock at the door....oh no.....

To be continued......


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Monday

Cost of a new washing line because I jumped onto the old one and snapped it: £6.00

Cost of a new net curtain because I jumped onto the old one and ripped it to shreds: £20.00

Cost of a tin of paint because I hacked into the wall with poo claws: £7.99

Learning that your siamese cat requires constant affection,attention and food:

Priceless.

Siamese cats - keeping their human slaves in line for centuries.

Mwa ha ha ha