Thankless Thursday

Greetings, subjects....

I am on the wall (looking handsome and regal as always...)




What do I see?



A FURRY DISGUSTING FLEA RIDDEN MONSTER STARING AT ME!!!



NO - CHARLIE - I WILL NEVER EVER BEFRIEND YOU! EVER! SO STOP ASKING!





Yours, sitting on the wall watching His royal universe collapse around Him.

HRH xxx

*sniff*