Friday, 18 April 2008

Breaking News on Friday

Here is an article published today in the UK news:

Isle-whiff invades England

A vile stench that has invaded southern England has been blamed on industrial and farming smells from the Isle of Wight.

Dubbed "Isle-whiff" by the Met Office, the source of the odour is currently being probed.

Sarah Holland from the Met Office said it has received many calls from members of the public.

The smell has been detected as far west as Devon.

"Basically, over the last few days, we've had fresh, strong winds from a southerly direction," said Miss Holland.

Miss Holland added that while members of Met Office staff were attempting to trace the exact source of the "atmospheric aroma", the likely explanation was most likely agricultural or industrial works on the Island.

"Normally, our winds are westerly, coming off the Atlantic Ocean, which bring little or no pollution with them."

Some of the most pungent odours have been reported in the Ryde, Isle of Wight area, with other reports of a stench in Portsmouth.

One Isle of Wight resident told MSN News today she noticed the stench as soon as she stepped out the door this morning.

"It was horrible," she said of the air. "This nasty stench just hit me."

Southern Water say the smell is not related to water or sewage works.


NEED I SAY MORE?


Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin

P.S You can read a more concise article HERE.

20 comments:

Artsy Catsy said...

Oh my, Yao-lin, you're having rotten air and we're having earthquakes! What is this world coming to?

Rocky

Jimmy Joe said...

HAHAHAHA, oh, man, Yao-Lin, it must bring you some satisfaction to know that all of the stupid Beans who annoy you so much are finally suffering the way you have. But I gotta say, thanks, BM, for sending a strong message to my stupid landlord.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Parker said...

Wow, I did not realize that baby M was that potent!
You poor, poor royal kitty!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Are you saying that smell is coming from Baby Mao??? My mom has the giggles!
Your FL furiends,

Victor Tabbycat said...

Are you hinting at sumfing?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Um, we din't realize dat Baby Mao could create enuff stench to blanket most of the UK...we knew that Speedy could, but we think he's bigger than Baby Mao and he really likes hot dogs.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Agriculture or industrial works? HA! Baby Mao Isle Whiff almost sounds like a royal name. He would never know you're insulting him :-p Your human slave may not get it either if she's as bad as you say she is.

Have a great weekend!

Eric and Flynn said...

Well thankfully the stench hasn't reached us yet, but when it does, we'll know who's to blame.We do pity you Yao-lin. If it's strong enough to reach Devon, how do you manage to survive it?

Daisy said...

Yes, I think we all know the true source of the stench!

Mickey said...

Rotten air?!!!! Send the smell to Jimmy Joe's landlord!! hahahahahaha
Purrs Mickey

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

um, do they have an idea of where the stinky source is immenating from? it isn't, you know, anywhere by your house is it????

i can't wait to see your next outfit in a couple of days!!!

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin!
Oh dear! We should have taken more notice when you complained about Baby Mao! Oh dear!

*snort*
*snorgle*
*choke_giggle*

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Yao-Lin, what you have to put up with! We'd almost rather take our earthquake than all of that stinkyness, whether it be Baby Mao or industrial and farming smells! Shall we teleport you over a gas mask?
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Lux said...

Ewwww, this sounds pretty stinky! Like, um, Baby Mao? ;-)

goldenshade said...

Ewwwww.

What does Baby Moa say about it?

Ha Ha

The Cat Realm said...

Right after "A vile stench..." the maid fell of the chair laughing. She still is. Laughing that is, during the whole article. I don't quiet get it, I will ask Emil if he can explain it, Karl is busy with lizards...
Mrs. OZ

The Crew said...

Yao-Lin, are you insinuating that the objectionable odor came from Baby Mao?!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Well at least the rest of the world is finally experiencing your tribulations!!

Latte

Chairman Mao said...

Hmmmm, could Baby Mao be konneckted to all this? hehehe

Thankies fur your sweet komment about me on my bloggie! My momma and daddy say I'm the funniest kitty they've efur known, that I've gotta great sense of huumor. They sometimes call me Charlie Chaplin inna cat suit!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Jimmy Joe said...

Hey Yao-Lin: I have a special tag for you. It's the six-word memoir!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe