Darlings - it's ME on Monday for your pleasure!
My lazy alcoholic human slave has been out all weekend in the pub . I must find a way of closing these public drinking establishments - they distract the human from her daily tasks, much to my chagrin.
I do hope you are all keeping well. I continue to suffer dreadfully although this weekend I did not have a human to listen to my vocal displeasure.
So I shall tell all of you, instead.
Please give me sympathy. It is all that keeps me going.
Ta ta for now *sniff*