Monday, 17 November 2008

Meezer Monday

Here I am drinking from my Cat-it Water Fountain.




Sadly I have only one such fountain and it is kept upstairs, near my bed.

Truthfully, I require a fountain in each room but of course, that is too much to ask of a useless human like mine.

So I shall continue to suffer in silence.

Yes, silence....

Yours, sobbing at the unfairness of it all


HRH Yao-Lin

14 comments:

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

What? You only have one fountain. Your beans should understand it is very important for royalty to stay hydrated. You never know when you'll be called upon to make an important speech.

Did you know that Queen Elizabeth has never washed a dish? I think if she doesn't have to wash dishes, you shouldn't have to hunt for your fountain all the way upstairs.

Frankly, you should have foods in every room. A nice sampling of all your favorites so you can choose which one you'd like depending on your mood at that time.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Such a shame.

Maybe your slave should move the fountain around so that it is in every room you are in. Just incase you are feeling a little parched.

Purrs Goldie, Shade and Banshee

Cheysuli and gemini said...

At least you have a fountain. I am at the mercy of fresh water from the human slave.. yes I know I might as well drink from filthy puddles...

Everycat said...

Yao-Lin this is one outrage too far. UK cats should contact their MP's and ask them WHY a Prince is being so wilfully neglected?

How about installing an Oubliette in say, the sitting room? There could be hours of royal fun to be had watching the encarcerated slave ponder their neglectful ways.

With sympathy

Whicky Wuudler

The Crew said...

Oh, that fountain looks like a little flying saucer!

We agree. Royalty should never have to look around for their water. You must demand a fountain in every room.

Daisy said...

Only a single fountain? That is an outrage. I don't know how you put up with it, Yao-lin.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Your fountain looks like fun! Does she let it go without cleaning it for a long time like Meowmy does??

Latte

Two Sisters said...

We are terribly sorry about your only having one fountain Yao-lin, it is unforgivable!

Ariel said...

I can't believe the injustice don't they understand your royalty and you rule.

Lux said...

At least you have *one fountain, Yao-Lin. My beans haven't bothered to get me one yet. On top of the fur-stealing, I think it *is indeed time for me to teleport over there. Don't you get steak sometimes? ;-)

Isis said...

We used to have the same water fountain as you Yao-lin, well in fact we do, it's our spare one now as Daddy bought us a new one! You see Ramses training is working well on him... ;) Apparently I'll have the new fountain in the bedroom when I have my kittens and the old one will go in the kitchen where we all drink most of the time. The new CatIT fountain is easier to clean and not so noisy! :)

Purrs,
Isis
x

PS: Why isn't your fountain gold plated?

Ramses said...

It's a hard life Yao-lin, what you need is a Daddy to train up. It's bound to help you let out some of your frustrations, though I'm unsure if showing your slave undying devotion is something you could stomach... Maybe you could get Baby Mao to do that bit and you can meeze and grump at everyone until you get your own way?! ;)

Purrs,
Ramses

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Sigh, at least yours works! Mine has been broken for a month!! The indignity!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Dearest Prince, what is an airing cupboard?