Friday, 30 May 2008

The Wedding of the Century

Darlings - I am today attending the Wedding of the Century! Gosh, I look dashing!

Congratulations to Karl & Ruis! May you have many happy years together!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Many thanks to the Cat Realm for the outfit!

Wednesday, 28 May 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule....

Use snuggle time to your advantage by grappling your brother.

They will beg for mercy!

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Friday, 23 May 2008

Fashion Friday - Kung Fu Cat!

I recently confessed that I have been taking Kung Fu lessons. Mwa ha ha

I have learned quickly and am now known in the 'circle' as Master Yao:

Kung Fu is graded by awarding many different coloured belts:

After gaining my green, yellow and red belts, I was ready to become:




HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule...

It is very important to pose for photographs alone. This keeps your adoring fans happy.

Oh, and incase you weren't aware, I was recently featured on Stuff on My Cat!

Ah, it's wonderful to post all about ME once again!!

For more meezer rules, head over to Simply Siamese!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Monday, 19 May 2008

Meezer Monday

Please accept my sincerest apologies.

I am unable to post a photograph of JUST ME.

There are none. No photographs of yours truly, alone and dazzling. No photographs of your Royal Highness, pensive and princely.

All of my recent photos are obscured by the stinky one.

I am so sorry for you, my adoring fans.


HRH Yao-Lin

Saturday, 17 May 2008

Screaming on Sunday


Human Slave - MUST you be so incredibly lazy? Not only are you OMITTING TO COOK STEAK FOR ME you are also NEGLECTING MY BLOG!

Slave - you do realise that this blog is one cat's daily tail of struggling and torture?


If I can't document my trials and tribulations then I simply cannot go on.

So I suggest you turn the computer on P D Q or, and I say this in all earnestness - THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.


Yours, in distress

HRH Yao-Lin x

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Meme Wednesday

Delectable Hendrix tagged me for the ' About Me' Meme. As you know, I never tire of talking about myself so I am delighted to participate!

The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post,the player than tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.

1.What was I doing 10 years ago? – I wasn't yet born but I have a strong suspicion that I was conversing with Bast on all things important. i.e me.

2.What are the 5 things on my to do list for today: 1)Yowl at the human for at least an hour until I get fed. 2) Eat my boring cat food that the human insists on feeding me, now that she is in debt and can't afford to buy me steak! The indignity of it! 3)Go to great lengths to avoid Baby Mao. This will entail hiding in elaborate places. 4) Try on my new kung fu outfit. Oh, didn't I tell you? I have taken up Martial arts. 5) Practice my stretching so that I can improve my kung fu bunnykicks.

3. Snacks I enjoy – Steak. Sardines. Roast chicken.

4. Things I would do if I were a billionaire – Move to a luxury palace far far away from the human and Baby Mao. Hire Gordon Ramsey as my personal chef and Derren Brown for entertainment.

5. Three of my bad habits: Well, I think we all know that my worst habit is my self effacing shyness. I am working on a daily basis to overcome this impediment. Oh, my self deprecating manner is another bad habit of mine. Trust me, I am working on it.

6. Five places I have lived: The palace in which I was born. The hovel I moved into with the human. Oh, and another hovel with stairs that we moved to six months ago.

7. Five jobs I have had: I will never, EVER work! That said, it is a constant job training the human. I work tirelessly for this futile mission.

I would like to tag the following kitties:

Storm the Furry Fighter
The Cat Realm
Chairman Mao

Ta ta for now, darlings!

HRH Yao-Lin

Monday, 12 May 2008

Doodle Monday

Today is Doodle Monday! This is the pathetic offering my human has created:

For a look at the work of a true doodling genius, go HERE!

Commiserations to Monty Q on this Monday - the poor cat has yet ANOTHER human to train!

I'm thinking of you Monty - remember, the younger ones are easiest to train. Allegedly!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Friday, 9 May 2008

Fashion Friday - Cato's Catwalk Contest

This is my entry into Cato's Catwalk Contest!

It took me WEEKS to find the perfect outfit. I have trawled websites and clothes shops but it was a fortuitous trip to Windsor Castle that finally gave me my inspiration:

A Prince's Robe!

I think we can all agree that this outfit is stunning! And stunningly perfect for the catwalk, I hasten to add.

So, there can be only one winner. Who will you choose?

Remember, treason is still a crime in 2008.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Travels on Tuesday

Darlings - I understand you have been anxiously wondering about my whereabouts over the last few days. Worry no more!

You see, I have been away to Windsor to visit family.

Whilst wandering this medieval town, I stumbled upon Eton College, the school my cousins Princes William and Harry attended.

I also found this marvelous crooked house.

Eventually, I arrived at wonderful Windsor Castle where the commoners came out to greet me! I do so appreciate the efforts of the poor.

Here I am, on top of the Round Tower in which the Queen lives. She even hoisted the flag for my arrival. Well, it was the least she could do.

So you see, I have been frightfully busy! I am sure you understand - all of this travelling has left me exhausted.

I do hope you, my loyal subjects, are keeping well.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Thursday, 1 May 2008

Knock Knock Thursday


HRH Yao-Lin xxx