Saturday, 17 May 2008

Screaming on Sunday




I have HAD ENOUGH!

Human Slave - MUST you be so incredibly lazy? Not only are you OMITTING TO COOK STEAK FOR ME you are also NEGLECTING MY BLOG!

Slave - you do realise that this blog is one cat's daily tail of struggling and torture?

DO YOU?

If I can't document my trials and tribulations then I simply cannot go on.

So I suggest you turn the computer on P D Q or, and I say this in all earnestness - THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR EXCUSES, FATSO! TIME TO GET BACK TO BLOGGING REGULARLY!

Yours, in distress



HRH Yao-Lin x

24 comments:

Kimo & Sabi said...

Yep - we had one of them talks wif mommakitty this weekend too! Ya gotta put yer paw down!

Eric and Flynn said...

Uh-oh we can see your slave has been pushing her luck. Hope the talking too works. We had words with our Beans about leaving us but it hasn't made any difference. They are off again in 6 weeks.

jane said...

That's it Yao-lin, you tell her. Good and proper like.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

You for you, Yao-lin! You need to be firm with humans!

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, I do not blame you for screaming. Even though I would really like to see your retribution...

goldenshade said...

How high did your human jump?

I bet her head actually touched the ceiling.

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin! I love it when you yell. :)

Mickey said...

Like Kimo & Sabi said,you not only gotta put yer paw down, it should be well placed ;)(if you gey my meaning,heeheehee)
Purrs Mickey

Kavan said...

I know how you feel, Mom has been VERY lazy for weeks!

Thanks for your kind words, my paw is feeling better today.

Tara

Tara said...

Opps, that was really me!

Tara

Jimmy Joe said...

Hey there Yao-Lin. I'm glad you finally spoke up. I miss your news. I think you made a very reasonable request.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Irishcoda said...

Oh boy, I still think you get more blogging with honey talk than with screaming, lol...

Mr. Echo said...

Wood yoo kindly adress my human in that manner? She needs an attitood ajustmint too.

Fat Eric said...

Poor abused kitty. I feel your pain.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yao-lin, I just can't find the words. I feel your pain.

Kitikata-san said...

Humans never seem to live up to their potential.

The Furry Fighter said...

Hello my lovely Yao-Lin

You know those little needles we have on each foot, well i reckon you need to sink them into her flesh a little deeper...by way of punishment!

Today was a other good day for me - I ate well and stole Meowmie's smoked salmon, I did leave her some salad leaves though as she does need to eat and build her strength for the race! Ha! She actually needs to shed a few pounds so I am doing her a great favour.

xxx

Kelly Cat said...

That's how it is with humans. You can give them some leeway and joke around with them, but inevitably you have to remind them who's boss.

Adan*Michico said...

I am so sure your human feel your mood, Yao-Lin~!
Glad you speak up!

Artsy Catsy said...

Well done, Yao-lin, a masterful shriek, to be sure!!

Rocky

Ramses said...

We look forward to hearing of your daily suffering Yao-lin, it's how we know our own humans aren't all that bad you know! ;)

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

WE know the feeling! We are making momma help us visit other kitties at claw point!!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

I think this is a world-wide problem Yao-lin. Our mom has not been very diligent lately. She says it is spring and she has to spend more time in the garden. Yeah right!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

this is terrible! i am in the same boat. my mommy has been so bad about visiting, we just now read your meme from LAST WEEK! it is awful. i think whapping her in the nose is in order. i hope you get to blog regularly soon, bendrix and i are on the edge of your seat to see your new martial arts outfit!!