I have HAD ENOUGH!
Human Slave - MUST you be so incredibly lazy? Not only are you OMITTING TO COOK STEAK FOR ME you are also NEGLECTING MY BLOG!
Slave - you do realise that this blog is one cat's daily tail of struggling and torture?
If I can't document my trials and tribulations then I simply cannot go on.
So I suggest you turn the computer on P D Q or, and I say this in all earnestness - THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR EXCUSES, FATSO! TIME TO GET BACK TO BLOGGING REGULARLY!
Yours, in distress
HRH Yao-Lin x