I have HAD ENOUGH!
Human Slave - MUST you be so incredibly lazy? Not only are you OMITTING TO COOK STEAK FOR ME you are also NEGLECTING MY BLOG!
Slave - you do realise that this blog is one cat's daily tail of struggling and torture?
DO YOU?
If I can't document my trials and tribulations then I simply cannot go on.
So I suggest you turn the computer on P D Q or, and I say this in all earnestness - THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR EXCUSES, FATSO! TIME TO GET BACK TO BLOGGING REGULARLY!
Yours, in distress
HRH Yao-Lin x
Saturday, 17 May 2008
Screaming on Sunday
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Yep - we had one of them talks wif mommakitty this weekend too! Ya gotta put yer paw down!
Uh-oh we can see your slave has been pushing her luck. Hope the talking too works. We had words with our Beans about leaving us but it hasn't made any difference. They are off again in 6 weeks.
That's it Yao-lin, you tell her. Good and proper like.
You for you, Yao-lin! You need to be firm with humans!
Yao-Lin, I do not blame you for screaming. Even though I would really like to see your retribution...
How high did your human jump?
I bet her head actually touched the ceiling.
Yao-lin! Yao-lin! I love it when you yell. :)
Like Kimo & Sabi said,you not only gotta put yer paw down, it should be well placed ;)(if you gey my meaning,heeheehee)
Purrs Mickey
I know how you feel, Mom has been VERY lazy for weeks!
Thanks for your kind words, my paw is feeling better today.
Tara
Opps, that was really me!
Tara
Hey there Yao-Lin. I'm glad you finally spoke up. I miss your news. I think you made a very reasonable request.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Oh boy, I still think you get more blogging with honey talk than with screaming, lol...
Wood yoo kindly adress my human in that manner? She needs an attitood ajustmint too.
Poor abused kitty. I feel your pain.
Yao-lin, I just can't find the words. I feel your pain.
Humans never seem to live up to their potential.
Hello my lovely Yao-Lin
You know those little needles we have on each foot, well i reckon you need to sink them into her flesh a little deeper...by way of punishment!
Today was a other good day for me - I ate well and stole Meowmie's smoked salmon, I did leave her some salad leaves though as she does need to eat and build her strength for the race! Ha! She actually needs to shed a few pounds so I am doing her a great favour.
xxx
That's how it is with humans. You can give them some leeway and joke around with them, but inevitably you have to remind them who's boss.
I am so sure your human feel your mood, Yao-Lin~!
Glad you speak up!
Well done, Yao-lin, a masterful shriek, to be sure!!
Rocky
We look forward to hearing of your daily suffering Yao-lin, it's how we know our own humans aren't all that bad you know! ;)
WE know the feeling! We are making momma help us visit other kitties at claw point!!
I think this is a world-wide problem Yao-lin. Our mom has not been very diligent lately. She says it is spring and she has to spend more time in the garden. Yeah right!
this is terrible! i am in the same boat. my mommy has been so bad about visiting, we just now read your meme from LAST WEEK! it is awful. i think whapping her in the nose is in order. i hope you get to blog regularly soon, bendrix and i are on the edge of your seat to see your new martial arts outfit!!
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