Thankless Thursday

Greetings, subjects....

I am on the wall (looking handsome and regal as always...)




What do I see?



A FURRY DISGUSTING FLEA RIDDEN MONSTER STARING AT ME!!!



NO - CHARLIE - I WILL NEVER EVER BEFRIEND YOU! EVER! SO STOP ASKING!





Yours, sitting on the wall watching His royal universe collapse around Him.

HRH xxx

*sniff*

Easter Monday - Easter Presents

I am having a very Happy Easter - for once in my pitiful existence, something wonderful has happened.

I don't mean the catnip and yoghurt Easter Egg supplied by the human slave, although this was a palatable treat:







I mean the humiliation of Charlie - dressed as a dinner lady! Ha!!!!



Humiliation is a dish best served cold by a dinner lady LMAO!!!


Yours, wishing everyone a regal Easter


HRH xxx

Depressed Frootbat on Friday

Is today Good Friday? I really hadn't noticed....

I am dreadfully depressed, you know. Look at how miserable (and beautiful) I am:






THIS IS WHY: -



The human slave thought it would be a good idea to bring this little runt into MY HOUSE! I am pleased to report that I acted in a dignified feline manner - I glared at little Charlie the wonder dog for a full ten minutes before haughtily retreating up to my bed, from which I have not moved for a full day.

I'm not one to moan but really, this situation is beyond all degradation I have previously suffered.

Luckily Charlie has gone, for now..but I've heard rumours that the human slave grandmother has adopted the cretin.

Yours, living in dread and fear


HRH Yao-Lin xxx