Lies! All Lies!

I am not happy. I awoke this morning to find THIS in the bathroom:





Excuse me whilst I convey my contempt with the use of capital letters. *ahem*

IT IS A BIG JOKE AND NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY. HUMAN SLAVE, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I AM ONE VERY UNHAPPY MEEZER RIGHT NOW. I AM NOT LAUGHING AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SENTIMENT. I HATE MY BABY BROTHER AND YOU KNOW THIS. WHY WOULD YOU PLAY SUCH A TRICK?


There, I feel better after getting that off my chest. This is animal cruelty in its most extreme sense. Can I please be adopted?