Tuesday, 20 March 2007

Lies! All Lies!

I am not happy. I awoke this morning to find THIS in the bathroom:





Excuse me whilst I convey my contempt with the use of capital letters. *ahem*

IT IS A BIG JOKE AND NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY. HUMAN SLAVE, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I AM ONE VERY UNHAPPY MEEZER RIGHT NOW. I AM NOT LAUGHING AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR SENTIMENT. I HATE MY BABY BROTHER AND YOU KNOW THIS. WHY WOULD YOU PLAY SUCH A TRICK?


There, I feel better after getting that off my chest. This is animal cruelty in its most extreme sense. Can I please be adopted?

12 comments:

Junior said...

Meowm says we will adopt you!

yao-lin said...

Right, then Junior, I'm off to pack my bags. My humans are obviously not trained to my high standards!

Daisy said...

Hmmm. I can tell this must have been a trick, because I don't think you could reach that high. Poor Yao-lin!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

*snicker* Beans iz furry weerd.

Mao McSchnickles said...

Yao, I'll trade ya baby bruthers!

The Meezer Gang said...

Yao-lin, You are more than welcome to come live with us! We'll even let you sleep on top of Mom with us!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

You can come live with us!!!! The Lap Lady says she would never play such a mean trick on you!


Kaze

Artsy Catsy said...

Yao-lin, you're welcome to move in with us anytime! With 15 cats, a few more won't make any difference, so bring some friends if you want!

Rocky

Lux said...

That must have been quite shocking to see!

Do you think a poltergeist might have done it (NOT ME)?

DK & The Fluffies said...

Tell you what, you take the fluffies and I'll take your little brother.

Tara said...

Yao-lin, that is a dirty trick. But I bet secretly, you like your baby brother.
Tara
PS You could come live with us anytime...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

um, are you sure you didn't get into the nip and do a cat version of "drinking and dialing????"
poor yao-lin....you need to get those beans in line!