For those of you who recall my rules on training your human slaves (a few posts down), this picture is evidence that my techniques really do work. I was ravenously hungry (as usual) and several meaty lamb chops were in a bowl defrosting on the kitchen surface. Too hungry to wait, I simply grabbed the biggest and juiciest chop and proceeded to devour it in front my slaves. The end result? Much scurrying and cooking on the part of the humans leading to one very full up meezer.
Take note, my friends, and you too will have your meat cooked to order.