Tattle Tail Tuesday

Today I am tattling on one of my adoring fans.

For months, I have received flattering emails from Suzanne, a human slave to a Siamese Princess named Molly. Suzanne lives in America and is quite smitten by my regal beauty.

Dear Suzanne recently sent me a portrait of her darling meezer Molly. It is STUNNING and Molly is truly regal:



Unfortunately, Suzanne (who is clearly not as clever as her Siamese Princess) addressed the envelope like THIS:



SINCE WHEN DID BABY MAO BECOME A ROYAL PRINCE? DID THIS HAPPEN WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING? WHO GAVE THAT LITTLE RUNT THE PREFIX 'HRH'???

Please enlighten me.

In the meantime, I'll sit and stare at the wonder that is the Siamese Princess Molly.





Yours, hopeful that others realise the gravity of this mistake


HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS


YAO-LIN