Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Today I am tattling on one of my adoring fans.

For months, I have received flattering emails from Suzanne, a human slave to a Siamese Princess named Molly. Suzanne lives in America and is quite smitten by my regal beauty.

Dear Suzanne recently sent me a portrait of her darling meezer Molly. It is STUNNING and Molly is truly regal:



Unfortunately, Suzanne (who is clearly not as clever as her Siamese Princess) addressed the envelope like THIS:



SINCE WHEN DID BABY MAO BECOME A ROYAL PRINCE? DID THIS HAPPEN WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING? WHO GAVE THAT LITTLE RUNT THE PREFIX 'HRH'???

Please enlighten me.

In the meantime, I'll sit and stare at the wonder that is the Siamese Princess Molly.





Yours, hopeful that others realise the gravity of this mistake


HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS


YAO-LIN

21 comments:

The Crew said...

Poor Suzanne, she's an American and only a commoner Yao-Lin, so what can you expect? Americans have trouble keeping track of you British royals.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Oh that's lovely!! I can't believe Baby Mao was addressed that way...but...he is your brother right?

Kaze

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Um, excuse our ignorance about dis "royal" stuff but isn't Baby Mao an 'HRH' just by being yoor brofur...or are you related to commoners?

Sunny's Mommy said...

I think it was an unfortunate mistake. We all know he's not royalty. He's Stinky Baby Mao and always will be.

Chairman Mao said...

Wowie, I didn't know Baby Mao was HRH, eithur! I didn't know HRHs kould smell of poo! hehehe

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Lux said...

Molly is just gorgeous. I'll bet Suzanne just didn't know any better!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am sure that Molly is lovely even if she does have a slightly inept human--but don't we all? Good help you konw.

meemsnyc said...

Oh Yao-Lin, that is such a pretty portrait of your princess friend. You have a very regal title, well deserved.

Ramses said...

Molly's very purrty you know... Are you thinking of dating her, I mean it'd be almost as good as sating yourself - but with a less of the social stigma attached to it! ;)

Castle said...

Ah...we know Suzanne! She met Stormie through being your fan and sent us some lovely, comforting emails during our recent sadness...Molly sounds lovely, Stormie would approve...

Chairman Mao seems to think that HRH's can't smell of poo - well has he not heard that Camilla Parker Bowles smells of poo...oh hold on...she isn't an HRH is she?

Come and see my new blog Yao-Lin! x

The Meezers said...

hahahahaha, wait Castle, Camilla Parker Bowles smells like poo? HAHAHAHAHAH.

Ok, Baby Mao is a little upstart isn't he? perhaps someone should thwart his attempts at grabbing the throne. wow, those were big werds!

Daisy said...

That is some beautiful art! Maybe Baby Mao got a promotion?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

we common American's can make these types of mistakes. certainly she would understand better than most since she is obviously owned by a Princess Meezer herself!

maybe Baby Mao can be "Court Jester Baby Mao"?? he does amuse us after all.

i wanted to extend a special invite to you and Baby Mao (he cracks Bendrix up with his stinky paw prints on your bean's carpets and stuff) to our house trashing on Sunday. we won't be able to visit for a while, but we hope you can make it!

The Cat Realm said...

Yao-Lin - are you thinking of dating??? What an interesting development! We are sure Suzanne just needs a good lesson in proper etiquette, she probably didn't mean it. Molly's painting looks very pretty... we'll be very interested in following these new developments...
Karl

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

We bet Baby Mao is just eating this up, isn't he? He had his moment of mistaken glory, Yao-Lin, so now it it time for you to set him straight ... hee hee! And that portrait of Molly is just gorgeous!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

That is a lovely portrait of Molly! :)

Since Suzanne is American, you must forgive her for addressing Baby Mao as HRH. Americans don't know as much about royalty as those of us in the Commonwealth.

Ramses said...

Thank you for helping me get to the eeer bottom of this Yao-Lin! ;) On checking with D'boy and asking if he smelt something rotten on the IOW ferry trip from Portsmouth to your Island, he said yes the Solent seems mighty stinky just there... It seems the poor child can't tell the difference between dead fish 'n stinky water and Essence of Baby Mao! ;) As soon as I told him what it was he kindly obliged and made sick sort of choking sounds! :)

Kelly Cat said...

Yao-Lin, I have admired you from afar (Pennsylvania, to be exact) for your handsomeness, your intelligence, self-awareness, and overall catliness.

For this and more, you have earned an award from It's all Good. Congratulations!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Molly looks lovely. Maybe they thought all Meezers were royalty?

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I see the gravity of Suzanne's error! I hope that Baby Mao did not see the envelope and his ego became inflated.

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin!
Crikey mate!