My adoring and wonderful fans over at Zoolatry created this contraption for ME: 
It is really very clever. Here is what Maggy & Zoey said about their new invention:
As our gift to you, we are sending you one of our patented and registered "Brain Wave Enhancers" (be careful... it is activated in this picture).
As a special bonus, we also gifting you with the "Magical Protective Collar".
Caution: These can be hazardous to the health of other cats and humans.
Your new BWE will allow you to transfer all important brain wave messages to your lowly human and the poo-baby, so they will follow your every command.
Your new MPC will protect you against any inadvertent receipt of transfers from unwanted other persons.
Wear in good health!
Well, I have been wearing my new Brain Wave Enhancer for days but so far have had little siuccess with the human. I think it would work if the slave actually had a brain. That said, she grunted something about steak and peas today so I think we may have progress.
Do you think Zoolatry could create a functioning brain for my human? I mean, they are exceptionally clever cats after all!
Ta ta for now
HRH Yao-Lin
Monday, 7 April 2008
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24 comments:
you're right, if they don't haf a brain it won't werk.
what a wonderful gift! the Zoolatry gang are clever, perhaps they could help with your human. how is it working on Baby Mao?
How wonderful and clever! I have high hopes that your life will improve now, and all thanks to the Zoolatry kitties!
I'm sorry its not working on your human. I agree with Sammy and Miles, it just can't work if there isn't enough brain there in the first place.
Latte
Wow, Zoolatry has outdone themselves. They could market this invention and I bet the whole cat blogosphere would buy it.
I can see it now - Yao-lin takes over the world!
That is totally cool. Hope it works!
Whoa! A brain wave enhancer! That's very neat-o!
I would have charged one of these on my credit card that I refuse to pay, but if a servant must work only with a brain, well then what is the use?
That is a neat contraption! Too bad the slave is brainless :(
Maybe you can get one from the Wizard of Oz.There was one character that was looking for a brain,heehee
Purrs Mickey
You do need a brain to enhance....
Tara
What a wunnerful gift. Maybe yoo need to turn it up to a higher setting to get thru to the slave...How's it working on Baby Mao?
Well, that is a very special gift, hahahaha~~~ Zoolatry is very considering for your need!!
Wow, very cool! We hope that it will work on your human eventually, Yao-lin.
Oh cool, can you think about treats for me please!? :)
Yeah, I think that there has to be a brain involved or it won't work...
You're very handsome in your brain wave controller Yao-lin. Unfortunately your servant DOES have to have a brain to be controlled. Good luck!
I fink that invention looks very good on you! Great accessory! I am not sure about the brain though... that would be a hard one to create I fink.
Wow! I think I need one of those!
My new brother may have to join Baby Mao's stinky club!
You haf to be payshunt Yao-lin. Sumtimes it takes longer furr the contrapshun to be able to find a brain in the Beans.
...must...cook...steak...
Wow! That has to be like the best gift ever! I'm sorry it's not working properly. I guess your slave would need a functioning brain for it to work. Hhmmmm.
Now that is a wonderful contraption that Zoolatry created for you! But I see how it might not be of any use with a brainless human.....
Karl
Sorry, Zoolatry is unable to give your Human Slave a brain in spite of our best efforts to achieve this feat. It is an impossible task. We will work on improving (new and improved and upgraded) the BWE and the MPC and see if a new chip installation will make them perform better on the Slave.
That is very interesting! You look very important with that special gear on! What if Baby Mao tries to get one too?
Dueling BWEs.
Be careful...
~Goldie and Shade
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