Sulking on Saturday. Again.

Today, the human had the NERVE to come home smelling of these:




I was disgusted by the smell of these little pups. I was even more disgusted when the human slave turned to me and said " you know, Yao-Lin, if I didn't have two cats I would have brought one of these little chaps home".

Just to reiterate to everyone: my life is terrible.

Sulking, AGAIN,

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday Tales of Woe

The humans' have been gone for two days now.

Vanessa attends my home. She feeds me and plays with me but she does not worship me. She has two children that she brings along with her. I don't like them because they also fail to recognise my greatness .

I am siamese. I deserve to be worshipped. When will my worshipping slaves return?

Mao is happy- he thinks this is actually fun because the children play with him. Fool!

I am miserable. I must console myself in my beauty. It is all I have.

Yours still sulking


HRH Yao-Lin

xx