Tuesday 1 May 2007

Tuesday Tales of Woe

The humans' have been gone for two days now.

Vanessa attends my home. She feeds me and plays with me but she does not worship me. She has two children that she brings along with her. I don't like them because they also fail to recognise my greatness .

I am siamese. I deserve to be worshipped. When will my worshipping slaves return?

Mao is happy- he thinks this is actually fun because the children play with him. Fool!

I am miserable. I must console myself in my beauty. It is all I have.

Yours still sulking


HRH Yao-Lin

xx

21 comments:

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Oh Yao-lin, I'm sorry to hear that you are not being properly worshipped by the human looking after you. I had a very nice cat-sitter coming by twice a day while my humans were gone, but I'm very happy to have them back now. I did try to bite my mom last night, to tell her I was upset that she left me, but now I'm not leaving my humans' sides, except to eat, drink and use the litterbox.

I hope your slaves will be back soon, to give you all the attention you deserve.

Daisy said...

Poor Yoa-lin! And Mao seems easily deceived to be taken in by a little play time. I hope your slaves return soon so the proper worshiping may resume.

Parker said...

Awwwwwwwww. Poor Yao! How much longer must you be tortured by the lack of worship?

Rosemary B❤️ said...

suffering. we do not like suffering either. we feel your pain.

Lux said...

Hang in there, Yao-lin, this will soon be over. Won't it?

Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh dear, I can't believe you aren't being properly worshipped! Poor Yao-lin. Make sure you spend lots of time in the mirror with your beauty and regalness to console you.
Take care Yao-lin. Your slaves will be back soon and then you can punish them for abandoning you.

LZ said...

I'm so sorry for the utter misery your human slave is putting you through. Hopefully they will be home soon and shower you with gifts from afar.

Kaze

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh, poor Yao-lin! You must spend dis time planning yoor revenje. Does dis "sitter" not understand yoor regalness, do her children not know to bow to yoor beyooty!?!

Anonymous said...

A siamese should never be left without worshippers! You poor cat.

The Crew said...

You can also console yourself knowing the slaves will probably bring you lots of fantastic gifts to apologize for going off and leaving you!

Monica said...

Yao-lin, perhaps you can think of some proper form of punishment for these humans who don't recognize your worthiness. I hope you usual slaves get back soon.

Unknown said...

Poor Yao! We feel your pain, brother!

Anonymous said...

this is horrible! but we're dying to know...how're you going to make them suffer when they finally return?

Forty Paws said...

Bless your little poodin heart!!! We are SOOOO sorry to hear about this. Are you talking enough to the substitute slaves to let them realize the true depth of your misery?

Luf, Us

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Oh Yao-lin! That is terrrible that you have been left with only Mao for company! You should make your slaves pay when they come back!

Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

Dear sweet Yao-lin! You are not being properly attended to. No kitty of your stature should endure what you're going through. I will send my servants over to you and you shall be properly worshiped!

Stop by my blog and tell me how you got your name. It's my theme for today.

Kimo and Sabi said...

Maybe you can ahve Worship Wednesday - we would drop by to participate!

Tara said...

Dear Yao-lin, it pains me to hear of your plight! No royal meezer should have to go through such misery!
Tara

Around Your Wrist said...

have you told them that they're not providing proper attention? sometimes they just need a little nudge...with claws fully extended.

love
--suz

Sasha said...

Poor Yao, I don't like the sound of children visiting you. In my view a lot of children are dangerous. The only one I like is Lynettea's great niece.

Daisy said...

Hey, did you see you are Kat's cat of the day today?!? Congratulations!