Thursday, 10 May 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Dragonheart, Suzanne and The Meezer Gang have tagged me to write 7 random things about myself! I love any excuse to talk about myself and I am grateful to them all for another wonderful opportunity!

I have also decided to increase this number and incorporate the meme into my Thursday Thirteen. In actual fact, I could list a hundred facts about myself ( I am that self absorbed) but I don't have time. Shame!

Here are the rules: Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Seven Random Things About Me

1. I like to climb up my human's back, with my claws fully extended. I do this for fun.

2. I love yoghurt. LOVE it. But only organic fat free natural yoghurt. Served in a bowl that is room temperature.

3. I love fillet steak, cooked to medium and served on a bed of grated carrot. I also love lamb chops served in the same manner.

4. To show my displeasure at my humans for abandoning me, I recently defrosted the freezer. I managed this feat by conspiring with baby Mao to play around the extension lead and 'accidentally' switch it off. I rock!

5. I like to kick litter all over the floor, even if I don't actually need the toilet. I like to do this after the humans have hoovered and mopped and especially if they have spent the day cleaning.

6. I am the most demanding cat my human has ever had. For the first few months of my existence, I howled at the humans day and night until they realised I was actually very lonely. Unfortunately, I ended up with Baby Mao for company. *sigh*

7. I know I go on about how much I hate baby Mao but, between you and me, I am rather fond of him. He torments me but I much prefer his company to being alone!

8. I am self obsessed. I spend hours grooming, demanding attention, grooming, demanding food, grooming and demanding toys.

9. I have never had a girlfriend but I do have a crush on a certain Princess Meezer who frequents the Blogosphere. I believe our royal connection adds a certain spark ;-).

10. My birthday is 12/3/2006. I am a little over a year old but already wearied by the trials and tribulations of my stressful existence. What? You don't believe me?

11. I do really stinky farts, but only if my bum is near the human. Otherwise, what's the point?

12. I have been known to drink from the human's toilet. It usually gets a reaction!

13. I sometimes ponder the meaning of life. Actually, that is a lie. I only ever think about myself!

I tag (you only have to list 7 random things):

Kaze, Latte & Chase

Evil White Cat

Jinx

Mr Hendrix

Karen Jo

DKM

Skeezix

13 comments:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Thanks for the tag! I have my list ready to go for tomorrow. I like hearing about you and I know you like talking about yourself. I like company too, I don't know how Chase lived alone for 5 years!

Kaze

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, you DO rock! I like to climb up my Mommie's back with my claws extended too. I don't know why she does not like it though. Kicking litter on the floor is funny!

I liked learning more about you!

Parker said...

You really do rock Yao! I can't get my humans to serve steak to me like that!

The Meezer Gang said...

Yao, We LOVE you to death! You are a hoot! And do not admit that you fart...blame it on fart in a can!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hah, I like to do those fart things too! I think it's furry funny....~Speedy

Lux said...

Great to learn more about you, Yao-lin! Mom gave me some filet mignon recently (for the first time) and I'm hooked now!

I bow before you.

Karen Jo said...

Wow! You get steak and lamb chops? The kitties that lived with me were lucky to get chicken liver. Thank you for tagging me. I will try to work it up in the form of a series of limericks, but that could take a few days.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Yao-Lin loves Tara! Yao-Lin loves Tara!

Okay, okay ... Enough kittenishness ... Great job with the meme and the TT (oh, wait ... they're both memes).

DMM

Kimo & Sabi said...

We luvs yogurt too!

P.S. - Kimo and Tara already have a "thing" - but it's not serious, but watch out!

Dragonheart said...

Terrific list Yao-lin. :) I enjoyed learning more about you. I knew you really liked Mao, underneath all your complaining about him. ;) You are more brave than I am - I haven't yet admitted my crushes in public. The two cats I am particularly fond of already have famous boyfriends, so I could never compete!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Yao-Lin you are the greatest. We love you buddy. Thanks for tagging me. Bendrix got tagged by Obi so he is going first today, for people who want to know about my evil alter ego.
He really loves your list.

Caesar and Princess said...

We missed this thursday 13. It was great. We love you!!

I also love making a mess around the litter box.

~Caesar

Suzanne said...

great facts about you, yao! i wondered if you might like baby mao a little bit...

making a mess with the kitty litter is our birth right!

love
--suz