Thursday Thirteen

Dragonheart, Suzanne and The Meezer Gang have tagged me to write 7 random things about myself! I love any excuse to talk about myself and I am grateful to them all for another wonderful opportunity!

I have also decided to increase this number and incorporate the meme into my Thursday Thirteen. In actual fact, I could list a hundred facts about myself ( I am that self absorbed) but I don't have time. Shame!

Here are the rules: Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Seven Random Things About Me

1. I like to climb up my human's back, with my claws fully extended. I do this for fun.

2. I love yoghurt. LOVE it. But only organic fat free natural yoghurt. Served in a bowl that is room temperature.

3. I love fillet steak, cooked to medium and served on a bed of grated carrot. I also love lamb chops served in the same manner.

4. To show my displeasure at my humans for abandoning me, I recently defrosted the freezer. I managed this feat by conspiring with baby Mao to play around the extension lead and 'accidentally' switch it off. I rock!

5. I like to kick litter all over the floor, even if I don't actually need the toilet. I like to do this after the humans have hoovered and mopped and especially if they have spent the day cleaning.

6. I am the most demanding cat my human has ever had. For the first few months of my existence, I howled at the humans day and night until they realised I was actually very lonely. Unfortunately, I ended up with Baby Mao for company. *sigh*

7. I know I go on about how much I hate baby Mao but, between you and me, I am rather fond of him. He torments me but I much prefer his company to being alone!

8. I am self obsessed. I spend hours grooming, demanding attention, grooming, demanding food, grooming and demanding toys.

9. I have never had a girlfriend but I do have a crush on a certain Princess Meezer who frequents the Blogosphere. I believe our royal connection adds a certain spark ;-).

10. My birthday is 12/3/2006. I am a little over a year old but already wearied by the trials and tribulations of my stressful existence. What? You don't believe me?

11. I do really stinky farts, but only if my bum is near the human. Otherwise, what's the point?

12. I have been known to drink from the human's toilet. It usually gets a reaction!

13. I sometimes ponder the meaning of life. Actually, that is a lie. I only ever think about myself!

I tag (you only have to list 7 random things):

Kaze, Latte & Chase

Evil White Cat

Jinx

Mr Hendrix

Karen Jo

DKM

Skeezix