The humans' have been gone for two days now.
Vanessa attends my home. She feeds me and plays with me but she does not worship me. She has two children that she brings along with her. I don't like them because they also fail to recognise my greatness .
I am siamese. I deserve to be worshipped. When will my worshipping slaves return?
Mao is happy- he thinks this is actually fun because the children play with him. Fool!
I am miserable. I must console myself in my beauty. It is all I have.
Yours still sulking
HRH Yao-Lin
xx
Tuesday, 1 May 2007
Tuesday Tales of Woe
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Oh Yao-lin, I'm sorry to hear that you are not being properly worshipped by the human looking after you. I had a very nice cat-sitter coming by twice a day while my humans were gone, but I'm very happy to have them back now. I did try to bite my mom last night, to tell her I was upset that she left me, but now I'm not leaving my humans' sides, except to eat, drink and use the litterbox.
I hope your slaves will be back soon, to give you all the attention you deserve.
Poor Yoa-lin! And Mao seems easily deceived to be taken in by a little play time. I hope your slaves return soon so the proper worshiping may resume.
Awwwwwwwww. Poor Yao! How much longer must you be tortured by the lack of worship?
suffering. we do not like suffering either. we feel your pain.
Hang in there, Yao-lin, this will soon be over. Won't it?
Oh dear, I can't believe you aren't being properly worshipped! Poor Yao-lin. Make sure you spend lots of time in the mirror with your beauty and regalness to console you.
Take care Yao-lin. Your slaves will be back soon and then you can punish them for abandoning you.
I'm so sorry for the utter misery your human slave is putting you through. Hopefully they will be home soon and shower you with gifts from afar.
Kaze
Oh, poor Yao-lin! You must spend dis time planning yoor revenje. Does dis "sitter" not understand yoor regalness, do her children not know to bow to yoor beyooty!?!
A siamese should never be left without worshippers! You poor cat.
You can also console yourself knowing the slaves will probably bring you lots of fantastic gifts to apologize for going off and leaving you!
Yao-lin, perhaps you can think of some proper form of punishment for these humans who don't recognize your worthiness. I hope you usual slaves get back soon.
Poor Yao! We feel your pain, brother!
this is horrible! but we're dying to know...how're you going to make them suffer when they finally return?
Bless your little poodin heart!!! We are SOOOO sorry to hear about this. Are you talking enough to the substitute slaves to let them realize the true depth of your misery?
Luf, Us
Oh Yao-lin! That is terrrible that you have been left with only Mao for company! You should make your slaves pay when they come back!
Dear sweet Yao-lin! You are not being properly attended to. No kitty of your stature should endure what you're going through. I will send my servants over to you and you shall be properly worshiped!
Stop by my blog and tell me how you got your name. It's my theme for today.
Maybe you can ahve Worship Wednesday - we would drop by to participate!
Dear Yao-lin, it pains me to hear of your plight! No royal meezer should have to go through such misery!
Tara
have you told them that they're not providing proper attention? sometimes they just need a little nudge...with claws fully extended.
love
--suz
Poor Yao, I don't like the sound of children visiting you. In my view a lot of children are dangerous. The only one I like is Lynettea's great niece.
Hey, did you see you are Kat's cat of the day today?!? Congratulations!
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