Frootbat Friday

Yes, I am sulking. Again.

You see, the human has informed me that she intends to abandon me tomorrow.

Apparently, she is going to the theatre to see Wicked.

I'LL GIVE HER WICKED IF SHE DARES DESERT ME FOR AN ENTIRE DAY!

YOU MARK MY WORDS, HUMAN. I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO BEING LEFT ALONE FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.

Oh yes, I am sharpening my claws as we speak. I shall trash the house - do a royal poo on the rug, throw up on the bed, shred the curtains.

Wicked indeed. How very dare she.

*humph*


HRH Yao-Lin

Sulking on Saturday. Again.

Today, the human had the NERVE to come home smelling of these:




I was disgusted by the smell of these little pups. I was even more disgusted when the human slave turned to me and said " you know, Yao-Lin, if I didn't have two cats I would have brought one of these little chaps home".

Just to reiterate to everyone: my life is terrible.

Sulking, AGAIN,

HRH Yao-Lin