Yes, I am sulking. Again.
You see, the human has informed me that she intends to abandon me tomorrow.
Apparently, she is going to the theatre to see Wicked.
I'LL GIVE HER WICKED IF SHE DARES DESERT ME FOR AN ENTIRE DAY!
YOU MARK MY WORDS, HUMAN. I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO BEING LEFT ALONE FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.
Oh yes, I am sharpening my claws as we speak. I shall trash the house - do a royal poo on the rug, throw up on the bed, shred the curtains.
Wicked indeed. How very dare she.