Thursday, 24 January 2008

Thursday Meme: What's New With You?

I have today been tagged by Sammy and Miles for the following Meme:

All you need to do is tell everyone 3 things that are new with you! Link it back to me and the purrson who gave it to you and pass it on to 3 more kitties you'd like to know more about! :)


So, here are 3 things that are new with me:


1. Today is the human slave's birthday. She is only 28 but I fear is having some kind of mid life crisis. She hasn't even cooked me my lamb chops yet and it is 2.30 in the afternoon! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

2. Yesterday, I ate some cooked brussel sprouts. No, not because I like them (I don't) but because I knew they would generate severe feline flatulence which is a useful tool in diverting stinky brothers. Mwa ha ha.

3. One of the neighbourhood cats keeps spraying on our front door. It stinks. I retaliate by pooing in the neighbour's pot plants on her porch. She doesn't even have a cat! Mwa ha ha!

I should like to tag:

Storm

Kaze

Fiona.

Ta ta for now



HRH Yao-Lin

25 comments:

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Happy Birthday to your human slave Yao-lin!

How gross that one of the neighbourhood cats keeps spraying your front door.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Happy Purrfday to your human!

Ew...spraying. They must not know a royal prince lives there.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Happy Birthday to your Slave! As these slaves get higher in their 20's I feel they just feel older and older. The Tall Man will be 28 soon so we understand.

Thanks for the tag!

kaze

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Happy Birthday to your human. Did you get the flatulence as birthday present?

Tybalt said...

Happy Birthday to your slave!!!

I think retaliating in the neighbor's pots is purrfect revenge. I'm sure she's done something she should be punished for, after all.

Ali & Fiona said...

Happy Birthday to your slave!

Guess what!?! Our momma's birthday is Sunday and she will be 28 too!

Chance said...

Howy Cwap! Tooday is my Mommies birfday too! Shez only 27 doh.

Nex tyme yoo sees dat yucky sprayey cat, you should bitey him. Or send smelly Mao affer him.

Chance

Sunny's Mommy said...

Happy Birthday to Yao Lin's Slave :-D I hope you have a great birthday. You shouldn't have a mid life crisis over turning 28 -- you're still young! You don't get old until you're at least past 35! And then it's all a matter of your state of mind. If you feel young, you will be. Trust me, I would not lie to you ;-)

Congrats to Yao Lin on all your new things. Brussel sprouts to be gassy is an excellent idea! I don't know if that was a typo or not about your neighbor, but good job on poo'ing up her stuff! Bahahaha!

The Meezers said...

oh I LOVE brussels sprouts - and the more raw the more gas you gets!! - Sammy

Daisy said...

Happy birthday to your mom. Er, I mean, human slave.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

wow Happy Birthday to your human slave. Perhaps vitamins can help her remember your lamb chops?

ew, spraying and on YOUR castle porch. they need whapping.

Scout said...

Happy birthday to your human slave! And ewwww to the spraying... The should be put in the dungeon for that!

Mommy told me not to worry about flatulence and brussel sprouts because she despises them herself so she will not subject me to them.

I hope your lamb is cooked properly. It is the least she can do to satisfy you on her birthday....

Purrs,
Scout

PS: Don't forget I tagged you too for a different meme.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Happy birthday to your HS! My momma turned 27 last year and has decided that was old enough. So I guess she will never turn 28, I'm not sure how that will work out for her. ~Queen Snickers

Leslie said...

Happy birthday to the beautiful mother of Yao-lin!

Eric and Flynn said...

Happy Purrfday to your human slave. Good work wiv the nayber's pot plants.

zevo calamari said...

Happy birthday to your pet human..... i think your neighbor's cat needs therapy!

Jimmy Joe said...

That is terrible that some--whattaya call it? chav?--peeing on your door. Well, I hope that your human has a super great birthday and celebrates by cooking you a lamb chop and some brussel sprouts!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Artsy Catsy said...

We all wish your human slave a Happy Birthday, Yao-lin! And that spraying thing is such a nuisance. Our neighborhood cats spray our firewood; when I see them do that it makes me get a big tail, twirl in circles and growl!

Rocky

michico*Adan said...

Happy Happy Birthday to your Human slave~! Well, I think she needs to thank you being with her birthday~! Make her so happy, hehehe~! If she wants to.

The last one really makes me crazy laugh, you go Yao-Lin!

James n_n said...

What a nice way to divert stinking brothers... haha... there also used to be a dog that sprays in our door... it's so annoying

Chairman Mao said...

Happy Burfday to yur slave, Yao-lin! I hope she hadded a great day.

And I'm *snorkin* ofur the brussel sprouts! Sometimes a poot makes fur a superduper weapon, hehe.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Ramses said...

Happy Birthday to your Slave, being only 28 you have years left in her and possibly even time to train her properly... I can but hope for your slake! ;)

I'z never tried Brussels's before, but have a fine line in feline flatulence if upset in any way! Sometimes there are benefits to having an expressive gut, it seems My Mummy and Dad always want to please me because I just love to share their bed at night! :)

Purrs,
Ramses
(silent by deadly!)

The Furry Fighter said...

hehehe that is funny bout the pot plants :)

i will do the MeMe for my next post xxxx

The Furry Fighter said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the Human too! atleast she isn't old like my one!

The Cat Realm said...

Happy Birthday to Yao-Lin's human slave!
Karl, Emil and Mrs.OZ