Tuesday, 29 January 2008

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Dear Human

I admire your attempt to try baking home made bread. However, I feel obliged to inform you that what you actually baked was something of similar consistency to pizza dough. With added cat fur in it.

Might I suggest that you stick with cooking only MY steak from now on.

Yours, bemused at your glaring inadequacy as a female,



HRH Yao-Lin

23 comments:

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Mine makes something with the consistance of a brick. She's given up trying to make bread. LOL!

Tybalt said...

All I can say is that at least she tries to cook, Yao-Lin. My mommy hardly ever bothers. I'm surprised that we don't starve!

Parker said...

Yeah, they can't always bake, but they usually make up for it in Temptations!

Daisy said...

My Mommie has made bread before... in one of those machines where you just pour in the mix and water and turn it on. Now she is too lazy to even get the machine out!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Like Daisy's mom Meowmy makes bread in a machine. She has to make her own bread because she can't eat regular bread as its made of wheat (which contains the evil gluten that makes her sick).

Latte

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha....my Mum tried to make bread in a bread machine a few times and she can't even do that!

Junior said...

Did it at least smell good while it was baking? My Meowm hardly ever cooks!

Scout said...

At least you got some of your regal furr in there to enhance the taste.

Mosaic Cats said...

Yao-Lin,
You should write:

BLINDED BY your glaring inadequacy as a female.

I quite like that. I use it often myself.
You may borrow it in the service of our joint cause --
Human Shamefest '08

Annie Bananie

Cheysuli and gemini said...

My human does not make bread. She is not allowed. I forbid it. I only allow her to cook things that I might want to eat. It works well...

The Meezers said...

hahahahaha. our mommy makes the english muffin bread that Millie's mommy put on her blog, and it's delicious. no bread machine no kneading. maybe your mom should try it!

Camie's Kitties said...

Yao-lin - pizza dough is very yummy. Maybe your human will give you some. Mom makes homemade bread, and we get small tastes of it and she likes to put butter on it. It is very yummy.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Mickey said...

Thank heaven for bread machines :)
Purrs Mickey

Kavan said...

hehehe...my mom's not much of a cook either. I think she should stick with our food for sure!

Kavan

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, we feel bad fur ya guy. Our mom makes bread and even kneads it da old fashioned way (which is one of da reasons daddy don't wanna make her mad) and it's pretty good.

michico*Adan said...

well, if your mom really can't cook, maybe she could ask for deliver.

But, I think your mom is great enough, she is trying the best for you!

Ramses said...

My Mummy makes pizza dough quite often. As soon as I smell it cooking I know if I hang around the kitchen she's bound to drop some tasty bit of meat that had been destined for pizza topping - luckily for me she rarely forgets to drop something I'd like, it was most confusing when she dropped that strip of red pepper though! I'm not at all sure how she can eat such horrid things! ;)

Maggy & Zoey said...

Did you do the kneading?

Isis said...

What use is bread? It's meat I crave! :)

Sunny's Mommy said...

She might gag on the added cat fur. Now, would that be so bad? No, I didn't think so.

Tamra Maew said...

Well there's some time that she could have put to better use, how did she think making bread would benefit you?

Silly humans...
Tamra

Trixie said...

My mom uses a bread machine too. I think bread is yucky.

Your mom should just stick with cooking your royal steaks.

Monty Q. Kat said...

MomBean votes for the bread machiene too...