Thursday, 31 January 2008

Thursday Meme

I was recently tagged by Ramses for the Nickname Meme. Appreciative purrs, Ramses!

Here are the rules:

Post a link to the cat who tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.


*List your real name, how you got your real name, nicknames you like/tolerate, and nicknames you wish your humans would stop calling you.


*Tag several kitties, and write a comment on their blog to let them know they have been tagged



My Real Name: His Royal Highness Yao-Lin, Master of the Universe, to be adored for all eternity

How I got my Real Name
: The human decided upon my name - Yao-Lin - supposedly ' off the top of her head'. She liked it for its onomatopoeiac quality and actually believed that she had discovered this very original name herself. In fact, I share my name with Gabrielle's maid from Desperate Housewives, and thousands of Chinese people!

Nicknames I like: His Royal Highness, Beautiful Prince, Siamese stunner, elegance personified, slave trainer, most perfect and beautiful cat in the universe (to name but a few).

Nicknames I don't like: Stinky noo noo (HOW DARE SHE!), fatso catso (HOW VERY DARE SHE), heffa lump (!!!), whinger boy, bully boy, furchin lurchin, moody meezer, ouch let go, why can't I eat a dinner all to myself.

DO YOU SEE WHY I HAVE SO MUCH CONTEMPT FOR MY HUMAN?

I should very much like to tag the following cats for this interesting meme:


Hendrix

Snow & Forest


Fat Eric


Have a lovely evening, my faithful subjects. I am pleased to report that the human recived her wages today. Consequently, I sent her to the shops to buy my pay-day steak.

It is the least she can do after calling me those hideous nicknames!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin

14 comments:

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh Yao-lin, we don't know how you deal with some of those nicknames. You can be a moody Meezer, though, so that one doesn't seem so bad to us. How dare she call you fatso though, as you definitely aren't fat. Humans. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

The Crew said...

Wow, and I thought I had it bad being called "love sponge"!

George

Tybalt said...

Wow, the slave doesn't spare your feelings with the nicknames, huh? I'm shocked at her indelicacy!

It is my mommy's payday, too! She will be buying us our yummies soon. . . but I haven't trained her to buy me steak. Yet.

Daisy said...

Sometimes I have the nickname Ouch Let Go, too. I do not think it is a good nickname. I would prefer the nickname Bite a Little Harder Please.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Yao-Lin your real name is reallllyyyyy long. I had no idea!

Be comforted with the fact that although you share your name with thousands of Chinese people, YOUR NAME comes up first on the google search. That is all that is important in that respect ;-)

The Meezers said...

oh Yao-lin, the indiginity of those nicknames. ::sigh:: humans are just so lame.

Fiona Bun said...

She's just jealous of your meezer glory!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Heffa lump ???!!!!

I hope you scratched her for that. And I thought Meatloaf was bad.

Eric and Flynn said...

What terrible nicknames your human calls you. We trust she has been appropriately punished.

Ruis said...

Okay, this is bad, really bad. I hope the pay-day steak was really BIG this time, Yao-lin!!!

Your real name is interesting, long, but interesting. :-)

Headbutts,
~Ruis

The Cat Realm said...

Enjoy your steak, Yao-Lin and come pick up your award that I gave you at my blog!
Karl

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Fatso Catso and heffa lump? Does your human live in the same universe you do Yao-lin?

Ramses said...

Oh Yao-Lin you do suffer so... To make up for it I am passing you another award! :)

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