Sunday, 27 January 2008

Sunday Meme

I have been tagged by the delectable Scout for the 7 Random Things Meme. Yes, yes, another chance to talk about myself. How completely wonderful!

Here are Seven Random Things About Me:

1. I trained the human in taking me for walks with my harness and lead. I walk - she follows. Obviously, I take my time so as to ensure the human becomes agitated and bored. It is far more entertaining for me.

2. I can play fetch but I refused to as soon as Baby Mao arrived on the premises. Call it male ego - he plays fetch with such enthusiasm that I simply cannot muster the energy to join in.

3. I will eat any human food available. To date, this includes (but is not limited to): trifle, brussel sprouts, Yorkshire puddings, baked beans, toast, yoghurt, runner beans, peas, carrots, sweetcorn, hummus, sausages, ham, jelly, ice-cream, KFC, MacDonalds, pizza, chips, coleslaw, salad, spinach, boiled potatoes, oxtail soup.

4. I will raise my paw on command but ONLY if the human offers me temptations. If not - she can forget it.

5. I like Royal Canin biscuits for breakfast, followed by Lamb Chops and/or steak for dinner. Organic meat, of course.

6. I enjoy awakening the human from her snore filled slumber by sitting on her pillow and resting my tail over her fat face. I usually do this just after I have used the litter tray. It is highly entertaining to watch her wretch.

7. At the moment, my sole aim in life is to cause the human slave a serious injury by tripping her on the stairs. I lay in wait every morning, hoping to catch her out but thus far she has avoided my cunning plan. Time will tell, my friends. Mwa ha ha. Watch this space!


I shan't tag any other cats as I believe most of you have completed this meme. If for some strange reason you have not - consider yourself tagged!

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

15 comments:

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Wow, Yao-lin, you will eat a lot of human foods! We agree with you on the organic food - it's the best for us, and we deserve the best!

The Cat Realm said...

Yao-Lin - I can't believe you ate ALL those things!!! Amazing. Yes, we trained our humans too to only serve us organic meat!
And of course you made the maid roll with laughter once again!

Ramses said...

My main aim in life is to get My Mummy to go to bed so I can lay on her and snuggle her senseless! Dad says I'z not gotta try too hard as My Mummy is apparently often senseless in his opinion... Is it any wonder I'z offer him my butt end when it's snuggle time! ;) After all I'z My Mummy's boy! :)

Daisy said...

Those are some amazing things you have eaten. You liked the brussel sprouts? They do not smell very delicious.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

The only problem I see with your tripping plan is having to train a new servant Yao-lin. Be careful with that one!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahahaha! #6 is sooo funny :-D I better make sure Rascal doesn't read this though.

The Furry Fighter said...

you walk on a LEAD? wow, does your Human take you out to the shops? Meowmie tried Castle on a lead but he just threw himself on the floor and refused to budge. and you eat SPROUTS? ew they smell like farts! do you have sprouts with your steaks :) xxx

Eric and Flynn said...

You eat all that??? Is there anything you don't eat?

Black Cat said...

Hahaha, good answers! William used to eat all those things too, except jelly coz we never had that as we don't like it. Add to that curry, Pinky's Special Savoury Mince, coffee, Horlicks, hot chocolate (only a tiny sip though and not very often coz I don't think chocolate's good for cats and on and on...:) xxx

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Human food is amazing! I will try just about anything the beans are eating and if I like it I will ask for it again and again, very loudly.~Zippy

Forty Paws said...

Spinach and brussel sprouts???? Dude, do you have NO taste buds?

Luf, Us

The Cat Realm said...

Important things are happening at my blog! I asked the question....
Karl

Parker said...

Gak! Brussell Sprouts??? I run upstairs when Mommy makes those. Yeck! They stink!

Tybalt said...

Yao-Lin, you never cease to amaze!

Anonymous said...

Better rethink that tripping part smart boy. As my cats found out, a broken arm curtails their food choices, brushing and litter box changing until a certain recovery point is reached.