Thank you!

I would just like to say a big thank you to each and every cat that wished me a very Happy Birthday! I am touched!

I must recompose myself and revert back to my usual arrogant demeanour. You are blessed to be acquainted with me. Yes, you are indeed, each and every one of you!

Right, let's talk about me again. What can I say? I am a year older and wiser. This past year has had its fair share of ups and downs - mainly downs, what with the onslaught of baby Mao. Shall I show you why I hate him so much?



There I was, minding my own business, when Mao decided it would be prudent to accost me by giving me the ' birthday jump'. One was not amused. Not amused at all. Do you see his green eyes? I am sure he is descended from another planet. Planet stink, probably. Please sympathise with me, this picture is proof enough of the daily trials I have to endure.

My birthday

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In honour of my first birthday, a sparkly picture of yours truly, looking ever the most beautiful of siamese princes. Now, if you will excuse me, I have steak to eat.

Lamb Chop Sunday

For those of you who recall my rules on training your human slaves (a few posts down), this picture is evidence that my techniques really do work. I was ravenously hungry (as usual) and several meaty lamb chops were in a bowl defrosting on the kitchen surface. Too hungry to wait, I simply grabbed the biggest and juiciest chop and proceeded to devour it in front my slaves. The end result? Much scurrying and cooking on the part of the humans leading to one very full up meezer.

Take note, my friends, and you too will have your meat cooked to order.

Frootbat Friday

This is me, mid yowl. The humans say I look like a gremlin. I prefer to think of this as more of an action shot. I still look better than Mao who is skulking in the background.

I have to say, I do look quite devilish - literally - in this picture. I wonder if cats can get posessed? I think I may have been when this picture was taken!

I AM neglected!

Check out this cool name analysis I found on Dragonheart's blog. Can I just say that I do believe I am neglected. How dare the humans leave me with nothing but Mao for company, day in, day out. No amount of steak can compensate.

What Yao-Lin Means

Y is for Young A is for Altruistic O is for Odd - is for L is for Loud I is for Impressive N is for Neglected

What Does Your Name Mean?

Tummy Tuesday

Ah, would you look at that tummy? This is a picture of me in my younger days, taken when I was roughly six months old. I have a far wider girth these days but I am still as gorgeous as ever. I hope no cats experience any adverse effects from viewing this picture - you know, like passing out, or heart palpitations. I sometimes have that effect on my worshippers.

Bashfully yours on this tummy Tuesday!

HRH Yao-Lin xxxx

Meezer Munday

Here is a picture of Mao, looking at a picture of himself on my blog. Honestly, if I didn't know better, I'd say he is as self absorbed as me!