Friday 29 February 2008

Fashion Friday

Greetings, subjects!

Here, for your pleasure, are a collection of photographs showing me in my new gold coat.

I am rather fond of this jacket, I feel the regal gold colour offsets beautifully against my regal fur.

Look how mooody I am!

I do hope you all have a lovely weekend. I shall be busy writing shopping lists for the human. The end of the month = pay day = fillet steak for His Royal Highness.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Wednesday 27 February 2008

Tuesday 26 February 2008

An Award On Tuesday

I have been given this award by Diamond. Thank you, Diamond, for understanding how inspiring my daily suffering is.

I would very much like to pass this on to the following cats for their inspirational blogs:


The St Louis Meezers

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy

Storm the furry fighter

Now, I must retire to my bed to drown myself in catnip. I am suffering. Suffering because I did not receive an award at the Oscars. Suffering because I did not even get nominated. I don't care how good Atonement was, it simply does not compare to my selfless work on CCSI. I'd have thought they could have at least given an Oscar to the production team! *sniff*

Luckily for me, my good friend Skeezix acknowledged my pain and awarded me this:

Thank you, Skeezix, it means a lot to me.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Sunday 24 February 2008

Attending the Oscars

Tonight, dah-lings, I will be attending the Oscars, along with several hundred air headed celebrities. I am not all together happy about socialising with such riff-raff but the paparazzi will be lost without me to focus on. I shan't speak to the botoxed bunch of miscreants - unless Gordon Ramsey is there in which case I will hire him as my slave.

Anyway, here is my Oscars outfit.

Have a wonderful evening, and don't forget to VOTE FOR ME!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Friday 22 February 2008

Frootbat Friday

As the littlest of princes, I quickly learned the value of cuteness.

As the most regal of cats, I have since learned the value of being moody. At all times.

Have a wonderful weekend, dah-lings!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Thursday 21 February 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Another Thursday Thirteen and time to reflect on the most recent internet searches that have led humans to my blog:

1. How to train a slave via email.

2. Siamese cat constant meowing and temper tantrums.( WHY would ANYONE arrive at MY blog by googling THIS rubbish?).

3. Neighbourhood cat keeps spraying my front door.

4. Where testies lie. (Oh, my favourite. I am not sure where testies tell the truth either!).

5. First time instructions to my slave.

6. Obligate carnivore my ass. (This is appropriate, the human is indeed doubtful that I am an obligate carnivore).

7. Cats are bad luck to Chinese. (Are they?).

8. Pat Yao.

9. Mullet Monday.

10. Slave ignoring training. (I sympathise whole heartedly).

11. John Sebastian on the Isle of Wight. (Who are you, John Sebastian - and why is somebody googling you?).

12. Female Slave Confession.

13. Lin Yao. (??).

This weeks Thursday thirteen has again reaffirmed what I already knew - humans are pretty depraved!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Wednesday 20 February 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: Never tire of having your photo taken. You owe it to your adoring subjects.

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

P.S To find out which photo I chose for the Spring has Sprung contest, CLICK HERE! Needless to say, I value your opinions hence my final decision.

Monday 18 February 2008

Spring Has Sprung - Which Picture?


'In the spring a young cat's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of loving himself'. (Alfred Cat Tennyson).

With that in mind, I ask you to assist me in choosing which one of the above pictures I should use for the Spring Has Sprung contest over at Simply Siamese.

Answers in the comments please. That is, if you can tear yourself away from gazing at these wonderous images.

Yours, feeling springy!

HRH Yao-Lin x

Friday 15 February 2008

Fine Physique on Friday

Rather than showcasing my fabulous frootbat ears, I have today decided to give you an eyeful of my fabulously toned physique. I can almost hear your little hearts palpitating!

Honed through months of being waited on paw and foot, I am especially fond of my furchin which - sadly - is slightly obscured by my front leg in this photograph. Look closely, and you will see it resting on my hind leg. That took MONTHS to grow!

Notice the typically siamese profile - a slightly elongated face - poised for the loudest and most demanding yowl.

On that note, I shall leave you for the weekend - wishing each and every one of my subjects a wonderful, relaxing few days.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Thursday 14 February 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Ah, Valntines Day. Feeling somewhat fuzzy, I have decided to dedicate this week's Thursday Thirteen to my human slave.

Thirteen Ways I Will Today Show My Human My Love:

1. I will not climb up her back as she cooks my dinner.

2. I will however use her leg as a scratching post.

3. I will not eat her yoghurt direct from her spoon.

4. I will instead insist that she spoon feed me from a different pot.

5. I will not attack Baby Mao.

6. I will instead attack the human's feet. When she is in a deep sleep.

7. I will not whap her belongings from the windowsill/shelf/counter.

8. I will simply nudge them, gently, until they drop tenderly onto the floor.

9. I will not lick toothpaste from her lips/hand.

10. I will instead use my claws to direct her toothbrush to my mouth (whilst perched on the edge of the sink - it's quite the skill, you know!).

12. I will not dig up the rose bush she recently planted in the garden.

13. I will instead use said rosebush as a toilet.

I do hope your Valetines Day is wonderful. My human will probably spend the evening throwing a temper tantrum because of the above.

It's a tough job but somecat's got to do it.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x


Wednesday 13 February 2008

Tuesday 12 February 2008

An Anonymous Comment (since deleted)

Tuesday 12th february - 'Anonymous' commented on my blog: 'You people are pathetic. Don't you have anything better to do than dress up your stupid cats? I am so sorry I found your stupid blog. Your cat is the ugliest thing I have ever seen'.

Tuesday 12th february: HRH Yao-Lin retorts ' Clearly, a human with sight problems - might I suggest a trip to the optician? Try not fall over your white stick on the way out. As for the human slave having nothing better to do than dress up her cat - well, I have to disagree. The human slave also has to cook my steak, clean my litter tray and ensure that I have a fresh supply of running water as well as trawling the internet searching for beautiful outfits for her stunning siamese prince.

So, 'anonymous' - I think you are the pathetic one - have you nothing better to do than leave nasty comments on a blog belonging to the most gorgeous siamese cat in the universe?

Off with your head!

HRH Yao-Lin

Terror on Tuesday

Today I was horrified to find this picture on the human's email:

Entitled ' See More Than One Vishus Deer?', I think it is supposed to be some kind of sick optical illusion.

For the record, I can see two. I am unsure if there are any more lurking in this nightmarish scene.


Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Monday 11 February 2008

Meezer Monday

This, for your supreme pleasure, is a photograph of ME all blinged up the for the Cat Realm's contest.

Of course, this picture is just one of many and I will be posting my slideshow on the 24th February when I attend the illustrious event that is the Oscars.

I am anticipating catty remarks from jealous celebrities on February 24th. It's ok - I am rather thick skinned, believe it or not.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Friday 8 February 2008

Frootbat Friday

Another moody Friday photo. Par for the course really.

I am organising another photo shoot this weekend. This one will be for the Cat Realm's Oscars award ceremony.

One can't be seen on the red carpet looking anything less than dazzling. So, with that in mind, I shall retire for the evening to catch up on my beauty sleep.

Have a wonderful weekend, I do hope your humans behave themselves. Mine will doubtless be glued to the X-Box - apparently Tiger Woods is of more interest than me. Despicable!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Wednesday 6 February 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule:

Take Sammy and Miles' whapping lessons very seriously. Trashing the human's jewellery box is a good start.

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Tuesday 5 February 2008

Award on Tuesday

The Cat Realm saw fit to award me the 'E for Excellent' award.

Well, of course!

I am instructed to send this to 10 Blogger Writers of outstanding style and ability. So, without further ado, I would like to pass this on to:

The St Louis meezers

Kaze, Latte and Chase!


Eric n Flynn



Kelly the Orange Cat


The Mosaic Cats


Of course there are many many blogs out there that really should be rated E for Excellence and I encourage you to take this award and display it proudly!

Ta ta for now, I am off to raid KFC from the neighbours house.

HRH Yao-Lin

Saturday 2 February 2008

Yao-Lin's Valentine to the Cat Blogosphere

A little bit of bling never did a cat any harm.

This, my faithful subjects, is my valentine gift to you all.

My generosity clearly knows no bounds - now sit back and enjoy the slideshow.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Friday 1 February 2008

Frootbat Friday

Try not to hurt yourself as you swoon!

I have to dash - I have an HRH valentine photo shoot to organise. So much to do, so little time.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x