Monday 31 December 2007

Moody Meezer Monday

Baby Mao has commandeered the new bed, so I am reduced to napping on a stupid chair underneath the human's filthy fleece jumper.

If you look closely at the picture, you will see that my left eye is open. That is because I am sulking. Not sleeping - sulking. I shall no doubt sulk my way into 2008.

I do not have any New Years Resolutions, other than resolving to scour the Internet for some industrial strength air freshener. I think you all know why.

I wish you all an exceptionally happy and prosperous New Year. My human is trussed up like a Christmas turkey ready to go out for the night. Pa-the-tic.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxxx

Friday 28 December 2007

An Award on Friday

Today I have FINALLY been awarded the Extraordinary Gold Star by the wonderful and ever enigmatic Cheysuli.

This award has been doing the rounds for AT LEAST a couple of weeks. I can't believe it has taken this long for me to get it!

Cheysuli saw fit to pass this on to me because - in her words - "Yao-lin...suffers even more than I do, yet some how finds the strength to continue on".

Cheysuli - what can I say? So clever, so astute. So right.

Anyway, the Extraordinary Gold Star Award was created by - Storm, The Furry Fighter - and is for Bloggers who have achieved or done something special. The award celebrates beyond what is ordinary or usual.

1) Post the explanation and rules of the award and link back to the blogger who presented you with the award and repeat the reason why you received it.

2) Pass the Award on to two other Bloggers who you fink deserve it and explain why!

I would like to pass this award on to: Marie the defender because her Meezer Rules are always excellent and provide much inspiration for fellow siamese.

I think Bendrix also deserves this award, just for being..well, a bit mental but exceptionally entertaining and a tad evil.

I must retire to my new bed now. I am still sulking but this award has taken the pain away a little.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 27 December 2007

Thankful Thursday

I have today taken a leaf from Cheysuli's book and decided to be thankful for my many, many blessings.

Thank you, human, for going out of your way to buy me an elf hat in the wrong size. I am truly touched.

Thank you , Baby Mao, for stinking out my new bed.

Thank you, human, for eating a plate of sprouts for dinner. The after effects are sheer heaven for a sleeping Siamese.

Thank you, human, for serving turkey leg meat for the last three days.I cannot wait to have turkey leg for another seven days. Why don't you serve it four times a day, instead of only three?

Thank you , Santa Claws, for ignoring everything I requested. What does not kill me only makes me stronger.

Thank you , thank you, thank you.

I am truly blessed.

Yours, sobbing

HRH Yao-Lin

Wednesday 26 December 2007

Boxing Day


Allow me to explain my absence over Christmas.

I had no option but to throw a two day temper tantrum and I have only just come out from my bedroom.

My reason? Well, a picture tells a thousand words.

It's not the ridiculous elf hat that bothers me. It's the fact that THIS WAS MY ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

Can you BELIEVE it? The only present I got was this stupid stupid hat.

I am still in shock. Practically speechless.

Oh, and I was served turkey LEG for Christmas dinner. Not breast - LEG! The world has gone mad!

I can barely hold back my tears. I must return to bed now. This cruelty is too much to tolerate.

Yours, sulking

HRH Yao-Lin

Sunday 23 December 2007

I AM the Best Fur Sibling of the Year

In the absence of a nomination, I have chosen myself as Best Fur Sibling of the Year. Nobody else was about to so I took matters into my own paws.

As you know, I am not one to blow my own trumpet - suffice to say I really truly AM the best fur sibling, based on looks alone.

Anyway, you can read my entry here although I will probably be disqualified because the judges are jealous of me. Or because I tweaked the rules slightly by nominating myself. Whatever.


Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Friday 21 December 2007

Christmas Card on Friday

I received a Christmas Card from Adan & Michigo.

Needless to say, I was exceptionally happy with this turn of events...

.....Until stinky Baby Mao decided that the card was for him.


Thank you Adan and Michigo, the card is beautiful.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Thursday 20 December 2007

Thursday Musing

Human: if you insist on burying your face in my tummy and singing "Who's got a big fat steaky tum tum, who's got a big fat tum?", I WILL bunnykick your fat head causing considerable damage to your double chin (s).

You have been warned.

HRH Yao-Lin

Wednesday 19 December 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: Always leave a trail of destruction wherever you go.

Oh, and, as always - ensure that your brother gets put in the frame.

Mwa ha ha!!!!

For more Meezer Rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 18 December 2007

Treasure on Tuesday

The adorable Daisy has awarded me this fabulous prize!

Heartfelt thanks to Daisy - she really does have impeccable taste!

I would like to pass this award on to Cheysuli,the Mosaic Cats and Storm the Furry Fighter. Their daily adventures are always extremely interesting and entertaining!

Yours, huffy and puffy

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Monday 17 December 2007

Meezer Monday

I am just beginning to feel festive!

Although you wouldn't know it from the expression on my face. Perhaps I was just born to be moody? Mwa ha ha.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Sunday 16 December 2007

CCSI - I am a star!

At last! At last! My day is finally here!

If you haven't already, make sure you head over to Sassy's blog to admire ME in MY STARRING ROLE!!! Oh, and also to admire the other wonderful members of the crew. But mostly ME!!!

Credits to:

Executive Producer & Casting - Sassy Cat
Producers - Opus & Roscoe
Director/Casting - Ruis
Writer - Karl From The Cat Relm
Graphic Design/Photography Part III - Ruis, Karl at The Cat Realm, Opus & Roscoe
Reviewer - Tybalt

Friday 14 December 2007

CCSI - The Santa Caper

Last night was the premiere of the Santa Caper.

Gosh, I look stunning.

Make sure you stop by Sassy's Blog to catch up on the latest instalment!

Right, I have celebrities to mingle with and niptinis to drink.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 13 December 2007

Thursday Musings

The results of the poll are in:

The majority of you agree that I am 'gorgeousness personified'.

Congratulations on your astuteness.

To the two who believe I am only 'simply gorgeous' - I forgive you. You obviously hit the wrong button by mistake.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Wednesday 12 December 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: When you trash the kitchen , make sure your brother gets put in the frame.

For more Meezer Rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Yours, feeling pleased with oneself,

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 11 December 2007

Tattle Tail tuesday

The human is mortified because I have today opted to tattle about her feet.

Or rather, her pig trotters.

Since a very young age, the human has been afflicted with wide (fat) feet.

Whilst all her little friends were skipping about in dainty patent shoes, she could barely squeeze her porky toes into her Nike's.

The picture above shows a glimpse of her sausage feet.

But much more importantly, it also shows Your Royal Highness, along with his dainty beautiful paws that are perfect for kissing.

Yes, human, I am mocking you. What are you going to do? Stamp the floor with your trotters? Oink Oink.

Mwa ha ha ha

I do so enjoy Tattle Tail Tuesday!

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Monday 10 December 2007

Movie Monday

A video for your persual and pleasure. Note the fabulous siamese yowl and also my stunning blue eyes.

Of course you will!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Sunday 9 December 2007

Sleepy Sunday

If I close my eyes, maybe Baby Mao will disappear.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Friday 7 December 2007

Frootbat Fun on friday

After a stressful week, I needed a little comic relief.

Who would have imagined that one so beautiful could be capable of such deeds?

Mwa ha ha ha

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 6 December 2007

Thursday Musings

Baby Mao,

When the human refers to you as 'her little baby bowel movement', she is in fact insulting you. It is NOT a term of endearment as you readily believe.

Yours, bemused by your complete stupidity

HRH Yao-Lin x

P.S Many thanks to the Mosaic cats for their observation that Baby Mao = Bowel Movement. I cannot thank you enough.

Wednesday 5 December 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

If there is a pint of water in the vicinity...

It is automatically YOURS!

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 4 December 2007

An email to Santa

Last night I sent an email to Santa (via Rudolph). You can probably tell that the email is automated and therefore not to my usual disciplinarian standard.

#1, Rudolph Way
North Pole, Canada

Dear Rudolph,

My name is Yao-Lin and I am a boy cat. I live in the great city of Ryde with my owner. Of course, that's in the United Kingdom, but I'll bet you knew that!!

Rudolph, I've been a good cat this year (honest!!) and the 3 presents I would like the most for Christmas are a : new baby brother that does not stink, a new human slave and a new palace with a host of fully trained human slaves. (Please put in a good word with Santa for my owner too!)

P.S. Rudolph, I also wanted to say that... my life is terrible. Please please please arrange for me to have a new family. I beg of you. I can't cope much longer.



This is the pathetic response I received:

Purrr!! Tweet!! Baaaa!! Yao-lin!

Thank you Yao-lin for woof meow öink squeãl squeak baaaa your email squeak moo woof from Ryde, United Kingdom! Meow purr roar rîbbit woof baaaa. It's always wonderful to get an email from you, Yao-lin! Öink baaa meow hiss roar squeãl!! So Yao-lin, have you been a good boy this year? (Of course, you won't mind if Santa and I do a little checking, will you? woof chirp? baaaa! neiiiiiighhh).

Chirp, purr gurgle roar woof baaaa anew baby brother SNARF!!! Öink moo woof a new human slave SNARF!! Squeak good cat squawk woof baaaa new palace SNARF!! ARROOooooooo!! Purr blub tweet ribbit ¿¿warble??

Take good care of your owner Yao-lin and don't forget to listen for Santa and me Christmas Eve!! Squawk slither baaaa!! Just a reminder that the secret password this year will be Öink!! squeaks rîbbit SPLAT!! woof grrr chuuurrrrrp!! That way you'll know its us at your house so you can let Santa in and not make any noises to wake up your owners!!

So thanks again for the email Yao-lin. Did you have a hard time typing with your paws? Keyboards weren't really designed for us critters were they?! Tikki-tikki squawk woof!! Of course, don't forget to get your owner to email Santa too so Santa knows what they want for Christmas. Otherwise, you might have to share that anew baby brother with them!! ARROOoooooo! ~sproing~ squeãl öink!!

Season's Greetings!

Rudolph xx

So basically I won't get anything I asked for this year.


HRH Yao-Lin x

Sunday 2 December 2007

Superstar Sunday

In case you hadn't heard, I have a starring role in CCSI.

I am a Superstar. A celebrity. A Royal King among actors.

I am also suffering from exhaustion. Learning lines and being on set all day has really taken its toll.

To ease the pressure, I have taken to drinking cocktails. Last night I sank two royal niptinis. The rest is just a blur.

Right, I'm off to my royal trailer for a catnip cigar.

Believe me, I can quit anytime I want to.

Yours, saying 'no, no, no' to rehab

HRH Yao-Lin xx