Superstar Sunday

In case you hadn't heard, I have a starring role in CCSI.

I am a Superstar. A celebrity. A Royal King among actors.

I am also suffering from exhaustion. Learning lines and being on set all day has really taken its toll.

To ease the pressure, I have taken to drinking cocktails. Last night I sank two royal niptinis. The rest is just a blur.

Right, I'm off to my royal trailer for a catnip cigar.

Believe me, I can quit anytime I want to.

Yours, saying 'no, no, no' to rehab



HRH Yao-Lin xx

Audition on Sunday

I have decided to audition for the star role in CCSI - Cat/Canine Criminal Crime Scene Investigators.

I really do believe I was put on earth for this part. Wouldn't you agree?

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx