Thursday 28 August 2008

Thoughts on Thursday

One is most displeased. LOOK what the human brought home today:

The question is not ' how do I bathe my cat?'. The question is ' should I consider committing the most heinous of crimes against a royal prince?'.

I think we all know the answer to this.

Yours, disgusted and perhaps a little grubby at the moment,

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Tuesday 26 August 2008

Two Photos Tuesday

My poor, dear loyal you have been deprived of my image....

Please enjoy these recent photos of me.

Sadly, the human's beer belly can be seen in the background although I am sure you can forgive this error for the chance to gaze adoringly at my gorgeous face.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Monday 25 August 2008

Meezer Monday

Darlings - it's ME on Monday for your pleasure!

My lazy alcoholic human slave has been out all weekend in the pub . I must find a way of closing these public drinking establishments - they distract the human from her daily tasks, much to my chagrin.

I do hope you are all keeping well. I continue to suffer dreadfully although this weekend I did not have a human to listen to my vocal displeasure.

So I shall tell all of you, instead.

Please give me sympathy. It is all that keeps me going.

Ta ta for now *sniff*

HRH Yao-lin

Sunday 17 August 2008

Cat Show - The Aftermath

The stupid human won't stop gushing about the stupid cat show she attended. One is NOT amused! Especially as one is being forced to display photographs of other cats and not ME!!!!

An oriental, looking rather proud:

An oriental kitten, ginger and sleek:

WHY am I posting pictures of a cushion? Honestly!

A Devon Rex with saucer like eyes:

And a majestic Maine-coon who apparently was as big as a dog!

Of course, there is one picture I don't mind posting.

Queen isis

It's darling Isis! Princess of the Abyssinians and winner of SO MANY awards!

Isn't she dazzling? *sigh*

I am sure you will all be relieved to hear that I received a care package from Isis' human - it was most gratefully received although the human is hiding it from me until I apologise for attacking Baby Mao over the catnip cigar.

But that is a post for another day!

I must rest, I am weak with hunger and dreamy from gazing upon Isis' beauty..

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Friday 15 August 2008

Frootbat Warning on Friday

Human: I understand that you are to meet Isis tomorrow at the cat show.


I mean it, fatso. Just watch your mouth.

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 12 August 2008

An Award on Tuesday

My darling friends, Eric and Flynn, tagged me for the Brilliant Weblog award for my skill in hunting down the neighbour's food. Rightly so!

I should very much like to pass this on to the following cats:

Cheysuli for her political prowess!

Castle for his resolute way of carrying on despite the loss of his dear sister

and Kellie the orange Cat for her striking orangeness!

I think we can all do with a little royal heart warming today, so I am happy to recommend this video:

Remember: Friends are forever. Slaves are for as long as they are useful.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Monday 11 August 2008

For Sprout

There will be an extra star in the sky tonight, sweet baby.

Rest in peace.

Love and hugs forever

Yao-Lin xxxx

Sunday 10 August 2008

Sunday Fashion for Sprout

This post was supposed to be for Fashion Friday but the fat inefficient human decided to go camping. So I have been forced to post these dazzling photos today instead!

I am also trying to help little Sprout, who recently suffered a head injury. Although shaken, Sprout is still wriggly and recognises her mother. This is wonderful but MUCH more importantly, we need to pray that she recognises ME!

So, Sprout - get well quickly and please, for Bast's sake - SWOON when you see these photos:

Get well soon, little sprout fan of mine!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Monday 4 August 2008

Meezer Monday

It is impawtant to remember that all cats are obligate carnivores.

Apart from Siamese cats, who can happily live on a diet of strawberry cheesecake.

I do so enjoy trying different foods. I believe the humans also enjoy my enthusiasm for cuisine!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Friday 1 August 2008

Frootbats on Friday

Can you see the contempt on my face?

Yes, I think you can.

Baby Mao was boasting to me, claiming he caught a sparrow.

I informed him that the only thing he has ever caught is food poisoning.

Honestly, I never get a moments peace.


HRH Yao-Lin xx