Monday 31 December 2007

Moody Meezer Monday

Baby Mao has commandeered the new bed, so I am reduced to napping on a stupid chair underneath the human's filthy fleece jumper.

If you look closely at the picture, you will see that my left eye is open. That is because I am sulking. Not sleeping - sulking. I shall no doubt sulk my way into 2008.

I do not have any New Years Resolutions, other than resolving to scour the Internet for some industrial strength air freshener. I think you all know why.

I wish you all an exceptionally happy and prosperous New Year. My human is trussed up like a Christmas turkey ready to go out for the night. Pa-the-tic.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xxxx

Friday 28 December 2007

An Award on Friday

Today I have FINALLY been awarded the Extraordinary Gold Star by the wonderful and ever enigmatic Cheysuli.

This award has been doing the rounds for AT LEAST a couple of weeks. I can't believe it has taken this long for me to get it!

Cheysuli saw fit to pass this on to me because - in her words - "Yao-lin...suffers even more than I do, yet some how finds the strength to continue on".

Cheysuli - what can I say? So clever, so astute. So right.

Anyway, the Extraordinary Gold Star Award was created by - Storm, The Furry Fighter - and is for Bloggers who have achieved or done something special. The award celebrates beyond what is ordinary or usual.

1) Post the explanation and rules of the award and link back to the blogger who presented you with the award and repeat the reason why you received it.

2) Pass the Award on to two other Bloggers who you fink deserve it and explain why!

I would like to pass this award on to: Marie the defender because her Meezer Rules are always excellent and provide much inspiration for fellow siamese.

I think Bendrix also deserves this award, just for being..well, a bit mental but exceptionally entertaining and a tad evil.

I must retire to my new bed now. I am still sulking but this award has taken the pain away a little.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 27 December 2007

Thankful Thursday

I have today taken a leaf from Cheysuli's book and decided to be thankful for my many, many blessings.

Thank you, human, for going out of your way to buy me an elf hat in the wrong size. I am truly touched.

Thank you , Baby Mao, for stinking out my new bed.

Thank you, human, for eating a plate of sprouts for dinner. The after effects are sheer heaven for a sleeping Siamese.

Thank you, human, for serving turkey leg meat for the last three days.I cannot wait to have turkey leg for another seven days. Why don't you serve it four times a day, instead of only three?

Thank you , Santa Claws, for ignoring everything I requested. What does not kill me only makes me stronger.

Thank you , thank you, thank you.

I am truly blessed.

Yours, sobbing

HRH Yao-Lin

Wednesday 26 December 2007

Boxing Day


Allow me to explain my absence over Christmas.

I had no option but to throw a two day temper tantrum and I have only just come out from my bedroom.

My reason? Well, a picture tells a thousand words.

It's not the ridiculous elf hat that bothers me. It's the fact that THIS WAS MY ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

Can you BELIEVE it? The only present I got was this stupid stupid hat.

I am still in shock. Practically speechless.

Oh, and I was served turkey LEG for Christmas dinner. Not breast - LEG! The world has gone mad!

I can barely hold back my tears. I must return to bed now. This cruelty is too much to tolerate.

Yours, sulking

HRH Yao-Lin

Sunday 23 December 2007

I AM the Best Fur Sibling of the Year

In the absence of a nomination, I have chosen myself as Best Fur Sibling of the Year. Nobody else was about to so I took matters into my own paws.

As you know, I am not one to blow my own trumpet - suffice to say I really truly AM the best fur sibling, based on looks alone.

Anyway, you can read my entry here although I will probably be disqualified because the judges are jealous of me. Or because I tweaked the rules slightly by nominating myself. Whatever.


Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Friday 21 December 2007

Christmas Card on Friday

I received a Christmas Card from Adan & Michigo.

Needless to say, I was exceptionally happy with this turn of events...

.....Until stinky Baby Mao decided that the card was for him.


Thank you Adan and Michigo, the card is beautiful.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Thursday 20 December 2007

Thursday Musing

Human: if you insist on burying your face in my tummy and singing "Who's got a big fat steaky tum tum, who's got a big fat tum?", I WILL bunnykick your fat head causing considerable damage to your double chin (s).

You have been warned.

HRH Yao-Lin

Wednesday 19 December 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: Always leave a trail of destruction wherever you go.

Oh, and, as always - ensure that your brother gets put in the frame.

Mwa ha ha!!!!

For more Meezer Rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 18 December 2007

Treasure on Tuesday

The adorable Daisy has awarded me this fabulous prize!

Heartfelt thanks to Daisy - she really does have impeccable taste!

I would like to pass this award on to Cheysuli,the Mosaic Cats and Storm the Furry Fighter. Their daily adventures are always extremely interesting and entertaining!

Yours, huffy and puffy

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Monday 17 December 2007

Meezer Monday

I am just beginning to feel festive!

Although you wouldn't know it from the expression on my face. Perhaps I was just born to be moody? Mwa ha ha.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Sunday 16 December 2007

CCSI - I am a star!

At last! At last! My day is finally here!

If you haven't already, make sure you head over to Sassy's blog to admire ME in MY STARRING ROLE!!! Oh, and also to admire the other wonderful members of the crew. But mostly ME!!!

Credits to:

Executive Producer & Casting - Sassy Cat
Producers - Opus & Roscoe
Director/Casting - Ruis
Writer - Karl From The Cat Relm
Graphic Design/Photography Part III - Ruis, Karl at The Cat Realm, Opus & Roscoe
Reviewer - Tybalt

Friday 14 December 2007

CCSI - The Santa Caper

Last night was the premiere of the Santa Caper.

Gosh, I look stunning.

Make sure you stop by Sassy's Blog to catch up on the latest instalment!

Right, I have celebrities to mingle with and niptinis to drink.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 13 December 2007

Thursday Musings

The results of the poll are in:

The majority of you agree that I am 'gorgeousness personified'.

Congratulations on your astuteness.

To the two who believe I am only 'simply gorgeous' - I forgive you. You obviously hit the wrong button by mistake.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Wednesday 12 December 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: When you trash the kitchen , make sure your brother gets put in the frame.

For more Meezer Rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Yours, feeling pleased with oneself,

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 11 December 2007

Tattle Tail tuesday

The human is mortified because I have today opted to tattle about her feet.

Or rather, her pig trotters.

Since a very young age, the human has been afflicted with wide (fat) feet.

Whilst all her little friends were skipping about in dainty patent shoes, she could barely squeeze her porky toes into her Nike's.

The picture above shows a glimpse of her sausage feet.

But much more importantly, it also shows Your Royal Highness, along with his dainty beautiful paws that are perfect for kissing.

Yes, human, I am mocking you. What are you going to do? Stamp the floor with your trotters? Oink Oink.

Mwa ha ha ha

I do so enjoy Tattle Tail Tuesday!

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Monday 10 December 2007

Movie Monday

A video for your persual and pleasure. Note the fabulous siamese yowl and also my stunning blue eyes.

Of course you will!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Sunday 9 December 2007

Sleepy Sunday

If I close my eyes, maybe Baby Mao will disappear.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin x

Friday 7 December 2007

Frootbat Fun on friday

After a stressful week, I needed a little comic relief.

Who would have imagined that one so beautiful could be capable of such deeds?

Mwa ha ha ha

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 6 December 2007

Thursday Musings

Baby Mao,

When the human refers to you as 'her little baby bowel movement', she is in fact insulting you. It is NOT a term of endearment as you readily believe.

Yours, bemused by your complete stupidity

HRH Yao-Lin x

P.S Many thanks to the Mosaic cats for their observation that Baby Mao = Bowel Movement. I cannot thank you enough.

Wednesday 5 December 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

If there is a pint of water in the vicinity...

It is automatically YOURS!

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 4 December 2007

An email to Santa

Last night I sent an email to Santa (via Rudolph). You can probably tell that the email is automated and therefore not to my usual disciplinarian standard.

#1, Rudolph Way
North Pole, Canada

Dear Rudolph,

My name is Yao-Lin and I am a boy cat. I live in the great city of Ryde with my owner. Of course, that's in the United Kingdom, but I'll bet you knew that!!

Rudolph, I've been a good cat this year (honest!!) and the 3 presents I would like the most for Christmas are a : new baby brother that does not stink, a new human slave and a new palace with a host of fully trained human slaves. (Please put in a good word with Santa for my owner too!)

P.S. Rudolph, I also wanted to say that... my life is terrible. Please please please arrange for me to have a new family. I beg of you. I can't cope much longer.



This is the pathetic response I received:

Purrr!! Tweet!! Baaaa!! Yao-lin!

Thank you Yao-lin for woof meow öink squeãl squeak baaaa your email squeak moo woof from Ryde, United Kingdom! Meow purr roar rîbbit woof baaaa. It's always wonderful to get an email from you, Yao-lin! Öink baaa meow hiss roar squeãl!! So Yao-lin, have you been a good boy this year? (Of course, you won't mind if Santa and I do a little checking, will you? woof chirp? baaaa! neiiiiiighhh).

Chirp, purr gurgle roar woof baaaa anew baby brother SNARF!!! Öink moo woof a new human slave SNARF!! Squeak good cat squawk woof baaaa new palace SNARF!! ARROOooooooo!! Purr blub tweet ribbit ¿¿warble??

Take good care of your owner Yao-lin and don't forget to listen for Santa and me Christmas Eve!! Squawk slither baaaa!! Just a reminder that the secret password this year will be Öink!! squeaks rîbbit SPLAT!! woof grrr chuuurrrrrp!! That way you'll know its us at your house so you can let Santa in and not make any noises to wake up your owners!!

So thanks again for the email Yao-lin. Did you have a hard time typing with your paws? Keyboards weren't really designed for us critters were they?! Tikki-tikki squawk woof!! Of course, don't forget to get your owner to email Santa too so Santa knows what they want for Christmas. Otherwise, you might have to share that anew baby brother with them!! ARROOoooooo! ~sproing~ squeãl öink!!

Season's Greetings!

Rudolph xx

So basically I won't get anything I asked for this year.


HRH Yao-Lin x

Sunday 2 December 2007

Superstar Sunday

In case you hadn't heard, I have a starring role in CCSI.

I am a Superstar. A celebrity. A Royal King among actors.

I am also suffering from exhaustion. Learning lines and being on set all day has really taken its toll.

To ease the pressure, I have taken to drinking cocktails. Last night I sank two royal niptinis. The rest is just a blur.

Right, I'm off to my royal trailer for a catnip cigar.

Believe me, I can quit anytime I want to.

Yours, saying 'no, no, no' to rehab

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Friday 30 November 2007

Cute Frootbat Friday


I can't help but laugh.

Baby Mao had his annual vet check up today.

An hour of intense howling and £82.00 later, the runt is home and as annoying as ever.


Oh well, at least I look spectacularly cute in this photo.

Yours, still laughing at the runt

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Thursday 29 November 2007

Box of Life Meme

I was recently tagged by Storm the Furry Fighter for the Treasure Box Meme!

Originating on Miss Peach's blog, the rules are as follows:

A SIMPLE BUT VERY IMPORTANT MEME: List your treasures and tag other kitties and their humans also, as many as you like. Let this reflection spread through out the world. We need to count our contentment's as Blessings!

What do you look back over and treasure enough to place inside your

I found this meme surprisingly easy! I should like to include:

1) Fillet steak. A love affair that will forever stand the test of time..fillet steak and I.

2) The joy of shredding the curtains. The happiness I am filled with when I hear the delicate material rip through my razor sharp claws. *wistful sigh*

3) Bunnykicks. I am engulfed with joy each time I bunnykick a human's ankles or arm. Any human will do, I have no particular preference. Good times!

4) Baby Mao. Yes, I will include the small stinky one. Only for bunnykicking practice, you understand.

5) MY catnip banana.

6) My blog. A testament to the trials I endure.

7) My fabulous Siamese howl.

8) A mirror so that I can stare at my Siamese beauty for hours on end.

9) My faithful subjects among the Cat Blogosphere. You know who you are.

10)Oh, I suppose I will have to include the human slave. How else will my steak become cooked, albeit badly?

Now, I should like to tag:

Chairman Mao
Mickey the Black Cat
Kelly the Orange Cat

Any other cat who has not yet taken part!

Wednesday 28 November 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

When feline related paraphanalia arrives on the premises...

Claim it as YOURS. Even if the parcel was addressed to another cat.

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Tuesday 27 November 2007

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Human: when you plug in the microphone and begin hollering to Madonna songs, you do not look or sound like a pop star. Do not entertain the idea of auditioning for the X Factor. You will become the laughing stock of the nation.

Your large behind does not make you Beyonce. Similarly, a microphone does not make you sound like Britney Spears.

Stop making those hideous sounds. This instant.It is really rather embarrassing.

Yours, covering my ears with my gorgeous velvety paws

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Sunday 25 November 2007

Audition on Sunday

I have decided to audition for the star role in CCSI - Cat/Canine Criminal Crime Scene Investigators.

I really do believe I was put on earth for this part. Wouldn't you agree?

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Friday 23 November 2007

Frootbat Friday

I really do look moody in EVERY single photograph. The human should really take the hint and get that bloody camera - and stinky Mao - away from me!

Have a wonderful weekend everyone. You all know how terrible mine will be.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 22 November 2007

Thanksgiving Thursday

What, you ACTUALLY expect me to give thanks today?

I have nothing to be thankful for except my sanity.

Yours, master of moodiness

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 20 November 2007

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Dear human slave

When your Siamese cat wishes to sleep under the duvet, you will observe the following rule:

1. No farting under the quilt.

Truly, your habits appall me. How do you cope with day to day life when you cannot even manage to control your flatulence? Might I suggest a change in diet?

If this matter is not resolved by TONIGHT I will have little choice but to take disciplinary action.

Yours, tattling on the human with joy and also disgust

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Saturday 17 November 2007

A Meme on Monday

I’ve been tagged by Black Cat for a meme. Here are the rules:

* Link to the person who tagged you and post the rules on your blog;

* Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself;

* Tag 7 random people at the end of your post & include links to their blogs;

* Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

7 Random and/or Weird Facts About Me!

1. I am a true survivor. On a daily basis I cope with plummeting temperatures, near starvation and horrific smells. My blog is my only salvation - I simply MUST tell the world about the cruel conditions in which I am forced to subsist.

2. As a resut of number 1, I am an inspiration to all cats. I know I am, you don't need to tell me.

3. I once had a love interest. Her name was Fiona. And then one day she was gone. She disappeared from the blogosphere and no amount of messages could bring her back. I have since concluded that I have been unceremoniously dumped.

4. I don't care that I have been dumped because I cannot love any cat more than I love myself. I did tell Fiona that.

5. I am partial to the odd drink of peppermint tea. I also love the taste of toothpaste - I hasten to admit that I regularly lick toothpaste from the human's hand (she is very messy!).

6. I love prawns. However, they must be northatlantic prawns served in garlic butter. Nothing else will do.

7. I have successfully declared the neighbourhood my own. Next door's cat won't even leave her house until she is certain I am indoors. The stupid old lady next door says 'It's ok dear, that nasty Siamese is in the house now'. To which I reply ' Mwa ha ha' whilst rubbing my paws.

The End.

I tag :

Storm the Furry Fighter

Any cat that hasn't yet been tagged!

Friday 16 November 2007

Fashion Friday

Drastic times call for drastic measures. I am FED UP with spending all day in a cold house. I have little choice but to sport this dashing hat and scarf set.

As you can see, I am shivering from the cold. A Royal Cat shouldn't NEED to dress up in winter clothes to keep warm! It's tantamount to cat abuse.

I'll have some temptations to keep me going through this icy winter. Baby Mao can get stuffed.

Yours, chilled to the bone

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 15 November 2007

Thursday Musings

To the strange individuals who have googled the following to arrive at my blog:

Training my love slave

Fart on face slave

I train my male slave

Thai love slaves

Be advised that my methods won't work unless you have claws and, perchance, mean to train your human in the ways of the feline.

Yours, wishing my site would come up on far less depraved searches

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Wednesday 14 November 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: When asked to step away from the catnip banana, zap your adversary with devil laser eyes.

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese!

Tuesday 13 November 2007

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Tattle Tail Tuesday -an idea started by the Mosaic Cats and a prospect I relish!

The idea? To tattle on your human. Mwa ha ha

My human is, as you know, both fat and prone to laziness. She does however take exercise quite regularly and considers it a serious means to a chocolate bar at the end.

Honestly, I balk when she climbs down from her elliptical strider, dripping with sweat, only to head for the fridge and start cramming chocolate in her fat gob.

If she put half the effort into keeping fit as she does foraging chocolate, she would look like Kate Moss by now.

Instead she looks more like Beth Ditto. Or maybe Ting Tong, I haven't quite decided.

Oh, this was fun, I do look forward to more tattling tails next Tuesday!

Yours, humiliating the human with glee,

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Monday 12 November 2007

Meezer Monday



Yours, in a nip-induced frenzy

HRH Yao-Lin


Saturday 10 November 2007

Friday 9 November 2007

Thursday 8 November 2007

Thursday Musings

The human is too busy to assist me in blogging today.

She has taken up a Thursday evening Kung Fu class.

This I would pay to see. I can only imagine what entertainment can be had from watching the human slave endeavour to kick her fat legs above ankle height and punch her chunky arms in some sort of coordination.

Have no doubt, I will reprimand her for being unavailable this rainy evening.

Yours, chucking to oneself

HRH Yao-Lin xx


Wednesday 7 November 2007

Dona Nobis Pacem

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Human Aunt: Why is your cat sitting in the sink?

Female Slave: Oh, it's fine, just run the tap for him, he prefers fresh running water is all.

Human Aunt: I am NOT using the bathroom whilst that cat sits there staring at me.

Female Slave: Well run the tap and let him have a drink then. He'll soon leave.

Human Aunt
: That cat is so spoilt. He has some really random habits.

HRH Yao-Lin: Mwa hahahaha

Meezer Rule: It matters not who turns on the faucet - any slave will do.

Tuesday 6 November 2007

Two Cats on Tuesday

I never get any time alone. Even bed time is a poo smelling ordeal considering the company.

HRH Yao-Lin

Monday 5 November 2007

Meezer Monday

I have been DESPERATELY trying to pose for a picture without a certain other cat in the frame.

Evidently, I have failed.

Baby brothers are a royal pain in the a*se at times.

Yours, moody on Monday but also aware that you will most likely melt when gazing into my beautiful blue eyes.

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Thursday 1 November 2007

Instructions for the Slave

Things have been getting out of hand lately. Today, I spent HOURS composing a further list of instructions for my human slave. She had better take note or else.

Instructions for the Slave

1.If I enter a room, you- human slave - must stop whatever you are doing and tend to my needs.

2. If I call out from the upstairs of the house, you must stop whatever you are doing and again attend to my needs. It may be something of vital importance.

3. When Baby Mao wins a Halloween Contest, you will, in my presence, refrain from fussing and fawning over your 'special little winner'.

4. When I am stood next to the sink, it is a non verbal agreement that you will turn on the tap and then lift me so that I may sup from the faucet.

5. When I grab onto your arm with my claws, I want attention. Instantly.

6. When I sit outside of the litter tray and howl, I want the litter to be changed. Instantly.

7. When you are eating dinner, you will share your plate with me. Whatever you are eating, I want. Whatever you are eating is therefore mine.

8.You will NOT eat yoghurt in my presence without offering it to me first.

9. You WILL spoon feed me yoghurt whenever I demand.

10. You will NOT cuddle other cats in my presence. You know who I mean.

11. You will not come home from work and then go out again. You will be at my beck and call for a minimum of twelve hours a day.

12. Whenever you return with shopping, you will have gifts for me. No matter how small, all are welcome and expected.

13. You will set up the electric blanket within the next few days. I am fed up with being cold all the time.

Yours, ever mis-trusting of my human's ability to take orders

HRH Yao-Lin

Wednesday 31 October 2007

Baby Mao Strikes Again

Baby Mao strikes again.

In more ways than one. I can't believe he actually won a contest.

Yours, mortified at this truly terrible turn of events

HRH Yao-Lin

Tuesday 30 October 2007

Note to Human Slave

Human: - When you spray shaving foam under your arms instead of deodorant, I will laugh at you. However, I do not expect your stupidity to detract from your daily duties.

My breakfast WILL be served promptly tomorrow, with or without shaving foam under your fat arms.

Yours, enoying the buffoon-like entertainment that the human slave provides,

HRH Yao-Lin

Monday 29 October 2007

Meezers on Monday

Yes Baby Mao I know that you love me but sometimes a Royal Prince needs his own space!!!

Yours, in dire need of some 'me' time..

HRH Yao-Lin xx

What do you mean, every day is about me?

Saturday 27 October 2007

Meme for Miss Peach

I have been tagged by The Cat Realm for this charming Meme.

I should firstly like to say that I have sent my warmest wishes to Miss Peach, along with some purrs for good measure and I trust that you have done the same. Consider it an Order from the Crown.

Now, here are the rules for the Cherish Meme as written by Adan:

'Hey, everyone, this time, I decide to start this cherish meme, here are some ways (depends on which person you write), and bring our love to Miss Peach~! She always makes us know what love is!'

1. tell us what is the most sweetest warm thing you will do to your mommy (what is the sweetest thing that your kitty will do to you)

2. And, hug your mommy, tightly... (and, hug your kitty....tightly...)

3. Tag your good friend...

4. Leave your computer, and continuing hug each other...

1. The sweetest warmest thing I will do to my human is to CLAW her FAT ANKLES for NOT COOKING ME A DINNER TODAY!!! Can you BELIEVE I had to eat SACHET food!

2. I will not let go of her ankles until she tries to push me away and then I will commence bunnykicking her stupid fat arm.

3. I should like to tag Luxor, Cheysuli and the Mosaic Cats, .

4. The human is trying to leave the computer but seems to be having great difficulty because of the irate siamese cat re-attached to her ankle.

I feel all warm and fuzzy now just like the delectable Miss Peach herself!

Mwa ha ha ha ha

HRH Yao-Lin xx

On a serious note, Miss Peach - please get better soon!We are all purring for you.

Friday 26 October 2007

Squashed on Friday


Have a wonderful weekend everyone. You can clearly see that my weekend is shaping up to be disastrous.

HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday 25 October 2007

Special Names Meme

I stole this meme from Baby Mao's blog. He's my brother - I can steal what I like from him!

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite stuffie + tail characteristic)
Mouse Moody (Yes, I do have a moody tail. It is very expressive!)

YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (favorite toy-filler + favorite cookie)
Feathers Jammie Dodger

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal species)
Purple Hamster

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)

SUPERHERO NAME: (“The” + 2nd favorite color + favorite drink)
The Silver Smoothie

NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Joseph Denys

STRIPPER NAME: (your favorite scent + favorite treat)
Chicken Temptation

SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday + favorite flower)
Spring Tulip

CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Banana Phantom Mask

HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast + your favorite plant)
Lamb Aloe vera

YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME: (“The” + Your favorite hobby + favorite weather element + “Tour”)

The Food Stealing Rain Tour

Ah, I enjoyed this Meme. I would like to tag any cat who wishes to play!

HRH Yao-Lin

Wednesday 24 October 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

When the human undercooks your lambchops, make sure you show your displeasure by flinging meat all over the floor.

For more meezer rules, visit Simply Siamese.

Tuesday 23 October 2007

Talented Tuesday

Thank you to Maggy and Zoey over at Zoolatry for recognizing my beauty and utilising it so very artistically. I am once again hugely impressed!

My day today was boring, quiet and cold. The human switched the heating off before work this morning so I was left with only my fur, several blankets, a cat bed and Baby Mao to keep me warm. *shiver*. Yet another example of the neglect I am forced to endure.

Thank you, Maggy and Zoey, for making my miserable day a little brighter.

HRH Yao-Lin


Monday 22 October 2007

Meezer Monday - Phantom of the Opera is here...

In sleep he sang to me....

In dreams he came.....

That voice which calls to me and speaks my name....

And do I dream again for now I find.....

The Phantom of the Opera is there

Inside my mind

Mwa ha ha ha

I trust you will appreciate my effort for the annual Halloween Contest.

Yours, guffawing in an evil yet operatic manner

HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Friday 19 October 2007

Frootbat Friday

Ah, Friday - finally, the end of a long and traumatic week.

I know I look as if I am sulking in this picture. That's because I am. You would too if you stepped into my paws, trust me.

On a much more serious note, I am also LIVID after reading this article about an evil cat napper who lives in Southampton.

I believe in Karma and I know that whomever was responsible for this evil act WILL get their comeuppance.

Yours, FUMING over this evil deed

HRH Yao-Lin

Thursday 18 October 2007

Meezer Rule Thursday

If the human orders pizza and forgets to feed you any, make her feel really guilty by scoffing leftover toppings from the pizza box.

What on EARTH do you mean, my life revolves around food? Royalty should NOT have to eat leftovers. This is a travesty!

Yours, angry and also starving

HRH Yao-Lin