Thursday Musings

Human: When I switch on the computer, I do NOT want to see pictures of this:



I am not interested in your annual stroll to Quarr Abbey, nor am I interested in fat shetland ponies, no matter how cute they are.



THE ONLY PHOTOGRAPHS OF ANY INTEREST TO ANYONE CONTAIN THIS:





DO NOT become careless over your subject matter.

I mean it.


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday Musing

Human: if you insist on burying your face in my tummy and singing "Who's got a big fat steaky tum tum, who's got a big fat tum?", I WILL bunnykick your fat head causing considerable damage to your double chin (s).

You have been warned.


HRH Yao-Lin

Thursday Musings

The results of the poll are in:

The majority of you agree that I am 'gorgeousness personified'.

Congratulations on your astuteness.

To the two who believe I am only 'simply gorgeous' - I forgive you. You obviously hit the wrong button by mistake.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday Musings

Baby Mao,

When the human refers to you as 'her little baby bowel movement', she is in fact insulting you. It is NOT a term of endearment as you readily believe.

Yours, bemused by your complete stupidity


HRH Yao-Lin x


P.S Many thanks to the Mosaic cats for their observation that Baby Mao = Bowel Movement. I cannot thank you enough.

Thursday Musings

To the strange individuals who have googled the following to arrive at my blog:

Training my love slave

Fart on face slave

I train my male slave

Thai love slaves


Be advised that my methods won't work unless you have claws and, perchance, mean to train your human in the ways of the feline.

Yours, wishing my site would come up on far less depraved searches


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thursday Musings

The human is too busy to assist me in blogging today.

She has taken up a Thursday evening Kung Fu class.

This I would pay to see. I can only imagine what entertainment can be had from watching the human slave endeavour to kick her fat legs above ankle height and punch her chunky arms in some sort of coordination.

Have no doubt, I will reprimand her for being unavailable this rainy evening.

Yours, chucking to oneself



HRH Yao-Lin xx

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