Meezer Monday.

I am DELIGHTED to report that I WON The Cat Realm's Red Carpet contest!





Ok, perhaps I didn't win the ENTIRE contest - I won the category for BEST MALE REAL OUTFIT!

It has taken forever for me to win one of these competitions. It's usually stinky Baby Mao that wins these things by playing the 'cute' card. He only succeeds because you can't smell him through internet. Honestly.

Supper tonight is coley fish served on a bed of steamed rice. So with that in mind, I have to dash off and climb the human's back as she cooks.

Before I dash, I should like to say thank you to The Cat Realm for hosting such a dazzling event, and thanks also to my adoring subjects for voting in my favour. I leave you with a photograph of me by way of sincerest thanks.


Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin x

Thursday Musings

The human is too busy to assist me in blogging today.

She has taken up a Thursday evening Kung Fu class.

This I would pay to see. I can only imagine what entertainment can be had from watching the human slave endeavour to kick her fat legs above ankle height and punch her chunky arms in some sort of coordination.

Have no doubt, I will reprimand her for being unavailable this rainy evening.

Yours, chucking to oneself



HRH Yao-Lin xx

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