Wednesday 7 November 2007

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Human Aunt: Why is your cat sitting in the sink?

Female Slave: Oh, it's fine, just run the tap for him, he prefers fresh running water is all.

Human Aunt: I am NOT using the bathroom whilst that cat sits there staring at me.

Female Slave: Well run the tap and let him have a drink then. He'll soon leave.

Human Aunt
: That cat is so spoilt. He has some really random habits.

HRH Yao-Lin: Mwa hahahaha

Meezer Rule: It matters not who turns on the faucet - any slave will do.


Tybalt said...

How wonderfully you train your slaves! BRAVO!!!!!!!!
*claps paws*

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

You have your slave well-trained Yao-lin. Great Meezer rule.

None said...

I love how in an instant you will get any human to obey! I nominate you to write the cat commandments for all human to learn and memorize.


Leslie said...

Yao-lin - someone SO beautiful deserves to be spoiled. *wink*
Oh and Yao-lin, can I tell you something? I wa just peacefully playing with Trixie last night, for the "peace" thing, you know? Anyway, after a half hour of me peacefully chasing her in our thundering herd of elephants game, she king pin hit me and banged my head into the cupboard door SEVERAL times!
Snot fair. *sniff*

Mr. Hendrix said...

Bravo Yao-lin! You have not only trained your human slaves, but their relatives too! That is why we look to you for leadership.

*clapping and whistling* Bravo!

Tyler said...

I like that post very much. Your aunt doesn't know a lot about cats does she? She should feel thrilled to be given the opportunity to serve you. I'm sure you'll catch her up with the reality of the situation. Poor beans.

Mickey's Musings said...

Imagine being embarrassed that you "might" watch. Sheesh!

Ramses said...

Oh wow you've got them well trained! Purrsonally I need to train Mummy into remembering my mid morning milk on time... Any hints?


Monty Q. Kat said...

Man, if I tried that all I'd hear is: 'Move it lardbutt.'

Sunny's Mommy said...

If Human Aunt doesn't want to turn on the water for you, she shouldn't feel the need to visit either!