Frootbat Friday

Here I am, patrolling the neighbourhood.



Actually, that isn't strictly true. I am returning from doing a royal wee in the neighbours' plant pots. I like to do the odd royal poo amongst the fallen autumn leaves too. Incidentally, the human is CONVINCED she saw me spraying one of their walls.

What? It's not like anyone would even DARE reprimand me.

Yours, mischievously


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Frootbat Friday

Here I am, being held against my will by the human's niece. She is NOT my cousin! My cousins reside in Windsor most of the year were educated at Eton.

This spectacle occurred because the human slave believed she could take beautiful photos of her niece holding me. Big mistake, human!I wriggled so much she could hardly take one! Ha!

Anyway, I trust you will all have a wonderful weekend - thank GOD I do not have any more visitors. Wait..that was a knock at the door....oh no.....

To be continued......


HRH Yao-Lin

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule: Always leave a trail of destruction wherever you go.



Oh, and, as always - ensure that your brother gets put in the frame.



Mwa ha ha!!!!


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Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin

Paralysed mouse

Did you know that it takes 8 hours to paralyse the back legs of a mouse? By the end of the day, the creature will still try and scuttle away but will soon realise he cannot. Eventually he will slowly drag himself along the floor with his front paws, occasionally glancing up at his tormentor with a pleading stare. It is really quite amusing! I would urge any of you to try it.

The human (who, incidentally, is useless at catching a mouse unless it is partially paralysed) has been calling me Psycho Yao-Lin. I will discipline her later.

According to Wikipedia, ' Emeritus Professor Robert Hare describes psychopaths as "intraspecies predators"'.

Well, if mercilessly torturing a defenceless field mouse for eight hours makes me a psychopath, then so be it. It was a LOT of fun.

Psychotic purrs on this rainy Monday


HRH Yao-Lin